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[misterjulius]

I hate squirrels because they mock me. They like to crouch next to the sidewalk all sneaky-like waiting for me to approach so that they can pretend to be all freaked out by me. They thrash around pretending that they are trying to decide whether get the fuck away or bite my leg. I used to be afraid of their sneaky antics but, now that I've

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[anonymous]

this is exactly why i go squirrel hunting

[entertainer13]

Ducks rule.