I am the smartest man alive. I can update on livejournal now. [Wheee!!!]...?''.]][\]]][[p.;????////.,,m./mp

hey, my journal updated. it only took an hour's worth of effort. in celebration, I think I will post again. This little bit of prose was fun to write! try stream-of-consciousness yourself! It provides a brief glimpse into the dark, scary corners of my brain ( Read more... )

Ok BJ and Trev, here’s my entry for your contest.........some are funny, some are really dumb.........there’s kind of a lot ( Read more... )

From now on the "vagina" shall be referred to as "Phyllis." That is all.

AAAAA!!! IGNORE MY ARTIST'S RENDERING!!!! i'm not an artist......

Going Outside ( Read more... )

Hello there. I'm kind of new to live journal--a virgin as it were--so I'd like to start off on a positive note. For my debut journal entry, I thought I would try to help make people's lives just a little bit better by offering some helpful advice ( Read more... )