My Job is Fucked.

[misterplowdavid]

A woman approached me at work today with a Christmas list for her daughter. On it were a bunch of DVDs and a few cds. The print was big and made of mostly misspelled words. I offered to help her find the DVDs first. So I began, and with that I gathered a collection of comedies, along with the occasional "family" film, such as "The Goonies

Comments

[divine_right]

i never thought i would say this, but i think that may trump ANY of my victoria's secret stories. even maybe the one where a woman groped my breasts in front of the entire store. that's just fucking disturbing.

[kaddidle]

Oh dear Jesus...

[rumzaz]

wow.

wow.

kindof a gummo moment.

[jgray78]

That's just surreal. Get John Waters to use that in his next movie.

wish list.

[dannay]

keep track of all of those kinds of stories...I could do a comic book about em...