Tentacled & untrustworthy wherever I go on the internet, it seems...
Your Score: House Greyjoy
72% Dominant, 36% Extroverted, 36% Trustworthy
Brutal. Opportunistic. Unforgiving. Rising again, harder and stronger, you are of House Greyjoy.
You are a dominant personality. Although you are neither the strongest nor the most cunning, you bend the weaknesses of others to your own advantage. Extremely opportunistic, you are the Wendy Pepper of Westeros, letting everyone fall over themselves and get tangled up before springing lightly over the pile of bodies. When others criticize you, you’re more likely to cut out their tongue than lend an ear. Your arrogance is hard-wired into you to such a degree that you barely recognize other human beings to be of your same species, let alone your equals.
You are also introverted, which means that nobody knows what the hell is going on inside your head. Spontaneous and extremely impulsive, your actions will always take people by surprise. As such, it’s unlikely that you have many friends or allies in the wide world; people just don’t find you trustworthy. And there’s a reason for that, too, which is...
You’re untrustworthy! You are opportunistic, greedy, stubborn, and more-than-willing to climb over anyone you must to get to the top. You are unwilling to compromise on anything, and instead of using strategy, you try to eliminate as many of the other players as possible. Let’s face it-by conventional moral standards, you’re just not a very admirable person. Perhaps if you stopped laughing when people cut their fingers off at your dinner parties...?
Representative characters include: Aeron Greyjoy, Asha Greyjoy, and Victarion Greyjoy
Similar Houses: Baratheon, Frey, and Lannister
Opposite House: Tully
When playing the game of thrones, you play it buck naked, flappin’ in the breeze.
Link: The Song of Ice and Fire House Test written by Geeky_Stripper on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
I don't even read "A Song of Ice & Fire", a series for which I have so little interest that for years I thought it was a spin-off from a rather bad Conan-esque animated movie ( http://imdb.com/title/tt0085542/ if you care), but I am heartily amused by the extent to which Tyroni propaganda pervades the universe of pop-culture, tarring anything with more than six limbs (or anything with tentacles, for that matter) as being untrustworthy swine who'd clamber over your still-warm corpse to get the brass ring.
I'd never do that.
Not for a BRASS ring, at any rate. It'd have to be gold, at least. And I'd wait until you were cold - warm corpses have a nasty tendency to turn out to be not-quite-dead-yet-people who stab you in the back, in the grand tradition of "One Last Schlock-horror Scare". And clambering is so undignified, anyway. Why clamber when you can cruise up in a chauffeur-driven limo?
I could nit-pick this meme all day. Suffice to say I am amused, slandered and much maligned in equal portions. Just don't get between me and a gold ring...