IMPORTANT NEWS

[mistertoups]

UWE BOLL'S FORMER CAREER WAS HAVING SEX WITH OLD WOMEN FOR MONEY.

Or something along those lines, anyway.

Comments

[seryoga]

I just noticed this. Why the hell is Nikolai II on the your friends list? I mean, the d00d is dead.

[mistertoups]

I've actually been meaning to ask you that!

Motherfucker added ME first! I have no idea what the hell his blog is about, but I figured, hey, why not?

Can you read it for me? It's some kind of political thing, right? If I remove him will I get my nuts cut off by the Russian mafia??

[seryoga]

It's a joke account. It's written as if the writer was, in fact, Nikolai II.

It's kind of stupid, actually. There are so many ways to waste time. I don't understand why anyone would bother with a fake LJ; let alone keep it up for over twenty entries.

What puzzles me, though, is why the hell he added you to his friends list?

[akkanvader]

if you've got it, flaunt it.

YEAH BABY

[mistertoups]

[westacular]

Shit, I knew I recognized him from somewhere!

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Darkwing Duck

[anonymous]

I just realized you have a Darkwing Duck based Livejournal Theme.

Re: Darkwing Duck

[mistertoups]

I...

Shit.

You're right!

What could this mean?!?