It's amazing how people tend to ignore the fact that, unless you have a very talented 3D team who can make elegantly detailed models and textures, most games look better at lower resolutions than at higher resolutions ( Read more... )

UWE BOLL'S FORMER CAREER WAS HAVING SEX WITH OLD WOMEN FOR MONEY.

Or something along those lines, anyway.

I dropped my laptop, and now there's a huge crack through the screen.

It's pretty much unusable now.

Shit.

I'm apparently being interviewed along with Mattrock and the Powerboxx and the Frames of Reference tonight on KLSU. It's either at 4:00 or 4:30.

So, uh. If you're into that sort of thing, tune in.

Well, maybe not. Anyway, here's a preview of one the new songs I'm debuting tomorrow. I wrote it this week, just finished the lyrics today. Imagine a slow, dirge-like waltz with uh, Satie-esque chord changes behind this ( Read more... )

I have a few shows coming up. Like, real soon ( Read more... )

DEAR INTERNET:

Why is there no www.ratemymustache.com???

(www.ratemystache.com is in fact registered but has no content)

Sincerely,
COMMON SENSE

Lost in Blue is Dragon Warrior, turned inside out.

Which is really kind of brilliant.

THE BOOKE OF MARJORY KEMP:

It befell upon a Friday on Midsummer Even in right hot weather, as this creature was coming from York-ward bearing a bottle with beer in her hand and her husband a cake in his bosom, he asked his wife this question: "Margery, if there came a man with a sword and would smite off my head unless that I should commune kindly ( Read more... )

So, here's the deal. We need to sell more magazines if we are going to break even. We need to sell ALL of the ones we printed if we want to print back issues of the first two editions (which we should, if only to see the Seiklus cover of issue 2 in print ( Read more... )