hurmmmmm

[misterwaffles]

so last night I had my first post Rachel hook up. Very stressful. The girl, while being very nice, was nowhere near as funny witty or pretty as Rachel, and the whole point of hooking up is to find someone hotter than the one you were just with isn't it? God I am so shallow, I'm no catch, but I am here critiqueing other people's appearences. I am

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[superbus]

Remember that you're still young, Jason. It's not like you're supposed to settle down into a life of post-marriage celebacy yet.

I recommend not holding anyone to Raechael's standards, though. Do you really want to compare people to someone who just stuck a studded dildo in your anus? If they're boring and stupid, then whee, but really, if you think "not as good as _____", then you're just limiting yourself.

[misterwaffles]

whoa, you called me by my first name, "it's a shoot brotha!".

Of course, but when you have spent the last six months with a super hot chick, and then next thing you knoow, you're fucking a girl that you wouldn't look at twice while you were dating someone else, it is kind of a reality check. I just chalked it up to the whole "oh well, back on that horse" mentality that I often get when I am single again. I'll hook up with the first girl that comes along just to build my ego up a bit, and then I'll chase a hottie. I dunno, that is how it usually happens, only it didn't work that well. Maybe it will later today, but with me sitting here hung over and stinking from the bar last night, it didn't feel that good from where I am sitting.

[misterwaffles]

I just realized i typed in "break up" instead of "hook up". I fixed it, so read it now, and it'll make more sense to everyone.

[theskooch]

I don't really consider myself an Obvious Fucking Asshole, but I'm still waiting for my goddamn prize for being the only one interested enough in your life to do research for your birthday quiz thing! DAMMIT!

I'm doing better though, I think this cold thing is getting beaten down.

Oh yeah

[theskooch]

Speaking of fucking assholes, man, you were right about those guys at IL. Fuck, elitist snobs, I'll buy their love yet!