Stollen from Katy

Apr 24, 2005 22:34

I _____ Waffles ( Read more... )

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theskooch April 25 2005, 04:33:53 UTC
I require Waffles.
Waffles is grammarily incorrect.
Waffles thinks a lot about Canada.
When I think of Waffles, I think of that prize I never got.
I want Waffles to pay me.
If I were alone in a room with Waffles, I would drink heavily.
I think Waffles should remember his promise!
Pancakes remind me of Waffles.
Waffles needs syrup.
Without Waffles I merely exist.
I want to iron Waffles.
If I could describe Waffles in a word: thatched.
Waffles will never spoil.
Waffles can kiss my ass.
Worst thing about Waffles is lack of communication.
Best thing about Waffles is his occasional sage-like advice.
I hope Waffles never spoils (like I said earlier).
I am one with Waffles.
I friend Waffles because I see him everywhere.

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sacchrinetokyo April 26 2005, 03:59:41 UTC
I TALK TO Waffles.
Waffles is MY BAKED GOODS CONNECTION.
Waffles thinks a lot about RELATIONSHIPS AND SEX.
When I think of Waffles, I think of ROCK AND ROLL.
I want Waffles to BE A SLAVE TO me.
If I were alone in a room with Waffles, I would MAKE HIM BLUSH. IT'S EASY.
I think Waffles should WEAR BLUE MORE OFTEN.
NORTH CAROLINA reminds me of Waffles.
Waffles needs A GOOD WOMAN AND A CAR.
Without Waffles I WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND A SONG FOR LILY.
I want to VISIT Waffles.
If I could describe Waffles in a word: FECUND.
Waffles will never GET LAID AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME.
Waffles can DRIVE my CAR.
Worst thing about Waffles is HIS AWAY MESSAGE.
Best thing about Waffles is HIS ADVICE.
I hope Waffles never FORGETS ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY.
I am INDEBTED with Waffles.
I LIKE Waffles because HE'S OPEN AND UNDERSTANDING.

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