The Audrey index.

[misterwaffles]

Here is something weird, I'm going to go through my journal and try to link to as many entries that mention Audrey as I can,

Comments

[theskooch]

I bet no one clicks on the "My Genitals" one.

[misterwaffles]

that is the difference between you and I. Where I am concerned, noone selects a link entitled "my genitals", but with you, noone actually selects your genitals in real life. I win.

I sank your battleship, Bannick, now cry, and go to my all new blog

[theskooch]

It took 3 & a half months for you to get back to my half-hearted burn.