murderment

[mistress_k]

Stores spend a lot of money to install fancy anti-theft devices by their doors to prevent their most expensive merchandise from just walking away

Comments

[romperoo]

being the Target guru that i am...

Usually cell phones set them off... so we never paid much attention unless you fit a suspicious profile.

[mistress_k]

I was told that by someone else too, cept, my cell phone has been in my closet all day charging!!

dun Dun DUN!

[dwcontracts]

You don't just make machines go BEEP BEEP BEEP in your presents.... ****WINK****

[mistress_k]

oh baby oh baby

[dwcontracts]

;)

[mathgoddessdife]

OMG! That happens to me all the time too. You know what that means, we need to go to Target when I get there to piss off the employees.

[mistress_k]

Ehehehehehehe, sounds like a PLAN!

[ex_bellwag]

You're magic, that's what's setting it off.

[mistress_k]

And here I am worrying about getting jumped by security guards and strip searched and cavity searched!

[ex_bellwag]

That's only if I'm working the door.

[mistress_k]

Oh, ok baby *wink wink nudge nudge*

[leanasidhe]

and why is it on your ass? ;-) lol

[mistress_k]

The words "CAVITY SEARCH" keep entering my head, so naturally it must be in my ass!

[leanasidhe]

OR YOUR TEETH!!

[mistress_k]

Eek, NOT TEETH