I am convinced that ALL men are just ... gigantic children.
MINE just went out fishing - his eyes lit up like Christmas lights at the thought of fishing. Fortunately, they're easy to entertain. I bought him a new fishing rod - and ever since then he's been all... "MAN OF THE WOODS FISHERMAN"
One time - he called me SO excited to tell me about this fish he caught... Boy:"OH MY GOD this fish has PEOPLE TEETH! LITTLE SQUARE PEOPLE TEETH!!!" Me:"HE has WHAT?!" Boy:"PEOPLE TEETH!!" Me:"Man, I wish I could see that!" Boy:"YOU CAN! I Brought it home!" Me:"Oh, cool" *thinking it was in a bucket of water... the tub... something like that* Boy:"COME SEE COME SEE" *walks to kitchen and opens freezer* Me: "..."
He put that horrid stinky hideous FREAK FISH IN MY FREEZER WHAT THE HOLY HELL!!! I was LESS than amused.
HELL no he didn't!! He just wrapped that stanky thing in FOIL.
Horrified doesn't even... begin to describe how I felt.
I couldn't believe he put that GIGANTIC FREAK OF NATURE FISH - STRAIGHT FROM THE LAKE - with it's MOUTH FULL OF PEOPLE TEETH (he wasn't kidding - that shit was NUTS) RIGHT THERE IN MY FREEZER. WHERE MY FOOD GOES!!
OH my God - I threw away so much food. WHAT WAS HE THINKING?! THERE'S NO WAY I would be able to eat frozen pizza and hamburger meat that was sitting next to this hideous beast of a fish. *ack*
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MINE just went out fishing - his eyes lit up like Christmas lights at the thought of fishing. Fortunately, they're easy to entertain. I bought him a new fishing rod - and ever since then he's been all... "MAN OF THE WOODS FISHERMAN"
One time - he called me SO excited to tell me about this fish he caught...
Boy:"OH MY GOD this fish has PEOPLE TEETH! LITTLE SQUARE PEOPLE TEETH!!!"
Me:"HE has WHAT?!"
Boy:"PEOPLE TEETH!!"
Me:"Man, I wish I could see that!"
Boy:"YOU CAN! I Brought it home!"
Me:"Oh, cool" *thinking it was in a bucket of water... the tub... something like that*
Boy:"COME SEE COME SEE" *walks to kitchen and opens freezer*
Me: "..."
He put that horrid stinky hideous FREAK FISH IN MY FREEZER WHAT THE HOLY HELL!!! I was LESS than amused.
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Horrified doesn't even... begin to describe how I felt.
I couldn't believe he put that GIGANTIC FREAK OF NATURE FISH - STRAIGHT FROM THE LAKE - with it's MOUTH FULL OF PEOPLE TEETH (he wasn't kidding - that shit was NUTS) RIGHT THERE IN MY FREEZER. WHERE MY FOOD GOES!!
OH my God - I threw away so much food. WHAT WAS HE THINKING?! THERE'S NO WAY I would be able to eat frozen pizza and hamburger meat that was sitting next to this hideous beast of a fish. *ack*
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