So I was looking through real estate pamphlets that you get at the grocery store the other night--just to get ballpark figures in case we look to buy while we're here. I came across this one particular entry that I felt I must share with everyone. Ahem:

"West Bay Springs 2 story plan. Backs to pond. Many great woman-centric design features ( Read more... )

It's snowing asses and balls outside. Apparently SEVERAL people had them frozen off in this blizzard. I had to drive in it and got stuck (and helped out) twice. CJ's going out for rations one last time before it gets way too bad to negotiate a trail in the road.

Locke's idea of eating a Cadbury egg:

Peel off foil as you nibble, then stuff the foil in your little brother's mouth.

The funny drunken quote from my darling husband:

"Take any kid in the world, and put 'em up against our boys. I LOVE 'EM."

...Took place on Saturday. It was fun. It was just too short, and preceded by WAAAAY too much housemate drama. But here goes:

Ahem. Our date to the Melting Pot was on of the best $150 we ever spent.

Posing with my fondue skewer sticks. I had a yummy creamsicle martini in front of me.

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Is it too much to ask that if my husband and roommate go off to a bar every Thursday night that I should at least be able to reach them in case of emergency ( Read more... )

...why it is that I hate Valentine's Day right now? Because I work in a jewelry store. And apparently men only know how to buy things last minute.

All I know is THANK GOD I don't work in a Godiva store.

Sometimes love isn't enough. It's necessary, but it's not all you need.

Well, none of the bones are broken, but it's not fully functional, and I have a contusion. Meaning, of course, that the bone is bleeding on the inside. I can't believe it hurt so horribly bad and it wasn't broken. I feel like the biggest wuss in the world.

So a crap-ton of people have been begging for cars on Freecycle lately. Here is an example of one that infuriated me:

Wanted: car
I am in die or straights for a vehicle.I would love to offer them a car, just so they could give me their address. That way, I could go punch them in the face for taking misuse of the English language to such ( Read more... )