Here are some nuggets of Joy from Maddox's "The Alphabet of Manliness ( Read more... )

What's a "cute" scent? I am truly perplexed. Then again, how intelligent are memes in the first place. That was a statement. What is the difference? That's...a great question. Sorry, I'm a bit obsessed with Metalocalypse right now ( Read more... )

I made chicken chimichangas for dinner from my spiffy new Tex-Mex cookbook. Tomorrow it'll either be chili or Monte Cristo sandwiches ( Read more... )

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You are cordially invited to the wedding of

Laura Menard
~and~
Brendon Small
January 28, 2046 at 9 pm
Location: Williams Street
'What will your wedding invitation look like?'
(QuizGalaxy.com)

You are cordially invited to the wedding of

Laura Menard
~and~
Bob Barker
January 28, 2046 at 9 pm
Location: Antique store
'What will your wedding invitation look like?'
(QuizGalaxy.com)

If I have another form of life vomit on me again today, I don't know what the hell will stop me from destroying the world.

I had to take Locke to the hospital because of the same retarded stomach bug he got over the summer. Only it took about four fewer hours than the last visit because it's not retarded Houston.

Got sick.
Got sicker.
Started feeling a bit better.
Got even sicker than before.
Won't get to go on a much-needed date with my hubby tonight.

I miss him.
Funny how things unfold when you live under the same roof.

I love you, Bubs.

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Being sick sucks.
Being one member of a four-member sick family sucks even worse.
Particularly when one is unable to sleep.