Anti-saddlebags initiative.

[mistressdeath]

I gained bout five pounds in winter weight in December. If I gain 5 pounds every month until spring, I will have saddlebags by the time crocuses bloom

Comments

[machinery]

It would maybe be ok if you had saddlebags.

[mistressdeath]

Be that as it may, I have neither the time nor the money nor the inclination to buy a bunch of new pants, and I likewise hate underwear shopping.