Today's Giggles:

[mistressrenet]

A friend's Tide Commercial.

Star Trek with LOLcats. You know you want to watch it.

Less giggle-worthy but still worth noting: The Cool Bits Story Generator. I got It begins in the Jazz Age and ends in a graveyard. Plot elements include reincarnation, premature greying, and assumptions. The hero is a woman who dresses sensibly for battle, and the

Comments

[ysadrel]

Your story is a romance between a young man with unruly hair that hides his intense eyes and an animal lover. The lovers experience an intense stare and a misunderstanding while in the ocean.

My god what.

[mistressrenet]

They could be on a ship?

[ysadrel]

That's the charitable interpretation, yes. Also, less funny and wrong.

[hibem]

Your story begins with a quiet conversation between two people in the calm before the storm. In the palaces of Heaven there is an assassin who has a thigh holster. The protagonist experiences things like poison and religious hypocrisy. It finally ends with interruptions.

How did it know?!

[mistressrenet]

Okay, that's just creepy.

[hibem]

It keeps getting creepier: It starts in a giant country mansion, with a closed-off man of few words. The antagonist is a short person who kicks tremendous ass and the plot involves elements like the breaking of someone's reserved exterior and tragic past lives.

[mistressrenet]

THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE