I saw this on someone's profile and I like it!

[mistymoon7]

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're

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[jmo17171]

It would seem to me in my experiences that women are more like a virus. The longer they go without attention, the more ravenous they become for it. You can only keep them at bay if they are treated early. This treatment usually consists of lots and lots of money...

[mistymoon7]

Awe.....I am not like that. I don't care about how much money a person has....or how much they spend on me for that matter. Heh.