WHY DID I JUST HAVE THIS CONVERSATION.

[mistytpednaem]

 driveyouflat (lesbillion ):  LMAO the choice of account alone just makes it look like THE DAY SHELLY DISCOVERED HIS SEXUALITY

me:  I-I JUST HAPPENED TO BE LOGGED IN TO IT

driveyouflat:  PART OF THE MAGIC

me:  ALSO NOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THAT SPECIAL DAY

driveyouflat:  SHELLY'S SEXUALITY: LESBIANS

Sent at 8:29 PM on Friday

me:  His sexuality manifests itself through awkward boners-- oh fuck my mind
fuck my mind
fuck my mind

driveyouflat:  LMAO WHAT........

me:  I just
pictured
Shelly's penis emoting for him

driveyouflat:  asodasKODSAKDOSAFKSAGKSODGKD SKGOSDG
OMG MAKE IT HAPPEN

me:  ARE YOU CRAZY
-- AM I CRAZY

driveyouflat:  YES
MAKE AN ACCOUNT FOR BASEBALLPENIS

me:  /NO/

driveyouflat:  YEEEEEEEEEES

me:  LOOK
NO
................
why do I want to request it at the kink meme

Sent at 8:34 PM on Friday

driveyouflat:  NOT GOOD ENOUGH

me:  LOOK, I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT/DRAW IT/WHATEVER
;______;

driveyouflat:  BUT YOU HAVE TO.

me:  NO. NO.

driveyouflat:  yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

me:  NO.

driveyouflat:  You SUCK.