Comments | misusedthoughts: My first slash!

misusedthoughts

My first slash!

Dec 23, 2002 14:19

Title: Unwanted Impulses
Characters: Eowyn and Arwen
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Of course I don't own the characters. The only thing I own is the plot.
MY notes: This is my first ever written slash. So, be easy on me! Beta'd by veuki

( Unwanted Impulses )

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veuki December 23 2002, 18:45:36 UTC

Yes. I daresay you're an idiot.

First--you're not critiquing her writing style, her spelling, anything. There is no constructive criticism. At all. You're just criticizing her for writing Lord of the Rings femmeslash. That in itself is completely idiotic. What's the chance that she's going to stop, just because some flamer comes along and trashes it? Fat chance. Don't waste your breath.

Second, many people enjoy reading Lord of the Rings slash. Why don't you look at the webring? Yeah. That's what I thought. You don't like it? Take a deep breath, take out your Bill of Rights, and count to the ten amendments. You're also obviously under the delusion that you're the only bloody person on this planet. Wrong. People like reading Lord of the Rings slash. Get over it. Get over yourself.

You obviously didn't even read the story, seeing as there is no cutting anywhere in it. Do you see any part where Arwen takes a knife, draws it across Eowyn's stomach, and laps up the blood? No. I don't think so. As for deviant pleasure? Yeah. We're into ( ... )

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misusedthoughts December 23 2002, 19:37:49 UTC

I am in no way mutilating the characters!

And you're the sick f**k! And I really don't want to hear about your bad experiances with your father.

You make me want to puke.

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www.davese.cx anonymous December 23 2002, 19:47:15 UTC

Duud, enough posturing and highminded crap. Let's hear the part about when they get warped by their alcoholic father fingering their bootyhole already.

Re: www.davese.cx misusedthoughts December 23 2002, 20:00:27 UTC

That was v. obvoius darling. But! V. funny!
*giggles*

Re: www.davese.cx zellbabe December 23 2002, 20:05:17 UTC

WTF are you talking about? It wasn't me! Wait, unless you do know them... 0.o

Re: www.davese.cx darm December 23 2002, 20:10:14 UTC

Torgo I hope your proud of yourself, if you had noticed the fact that this piece is extremely well written you'd have to have read it first which you obviously DID NOT BECAUSE YOU INSULTED IT. Arwen and Eowyn met several times in Hobbit Town in the novels stupid, they also DID HAVE IMPLIED BDSM SEX on the moon in the Simlalalrion.

Misused thoughts: ASL?

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kannaophelia December 24 2002, 02:27:51 UTC

::wanders in through fandom_wank::

Welcome to the femmeslash side of things, dear. I'm sorry you had to deal with this on your first foray. Unfortunately, you're going to get this kind of crap a lot - there are tragic, homophobic people with prejudices so deeply embedded that a razor-edge fork couldn't remove them from what they, in their preadolescent mental stage, like to call buttholes. Laugh at them, and concentrate all the lovely girls just begging to be put together by a nice, sympathetic woman who knows what is best for them. ;) Femmeslash readers tend to be such nice people; the opponents are not, so you know who is better to work on pleasing.

misusedthoughts December 25 2002, 10:10:59 UTC

Okehs!

Thanks yous!

*mutters "my presciousssss"*

ashkitty December 24 2002, 02:50:09 UTC

Wandered in from fandom_wank as well...anyway, don't let this get you too down, kay? It's a lovely fic, and go you for writing what you want and what you're inspired to do.

Am too blown away by the sexism of the Troll to comment on that. Sewing or finding yourself a boyfriend? Why not restoring old cars or volunteering for charity or something. Christ. Like we're supposed to want a man in order to be validated, or something. The stupidity.

Didn't mean to go off, there. Am still not a big fan of Arwen (never have been), but you have a lyrical style that's quite lovely.

lasayla December 24 2002, 04:33:55 UTC

I think I'm in love with your icon.

maryavatar December 24 2002, 03:53:28 UTC

Hiya, another wanker here :) It's a troll, it didn't find your story offensive, it probably jerked off while reading. They just like to get a reaction, particularly from someone they perceive as vunerable. 'My first slash' is term these sad gits go hunting for, they think that someone baring their not-quite-mainstream fantasies for the first time will run sobbing from the room at the first hint of critisism.

Ignore him, delete his posts, treat him with the complete indifference he deserves.