Holy shit, my feet are going to fall right off of my ankles.

Dear School,
I (hypothetically) pay you $50,000 per year to come here.  TURN ON THE HEAT.  I don't eat your desserts anymore, and I can pretty much guarantee you that none of your salaried security guards will ever have to haul themselves over here to indict me for anything, so how about ( Read more... )

If anybody wants to see CAKE (the band... not just a slab of cake) on Oct. 3, here, lemme know.  Tickets are $15 with any college ID (though I'm not sure how would get that from you to buy them), and $20 general admission.  I can't guarantee anything because I kind of missed the first ticket sale, but there might be another one.  And you might have ( Read more... )

Dear who(m)ever* told people it was okay to talk on cell phones in the bathroom ( Read more... )

All settled into the humble abode!  I know I was dreading coming back to campus,  but it's actually been really great so far.  My room is very big for a single, and it has a nice high ceiling.  I have a lovely view of the parking lot, but it's a sunny window and there's a breeze coming in, so no complaints here.  I really love putting things ( Read more... )

Thank you, girls.  For everything, as always.  You always have a place to stay when you're in my end of town too.  I love you!

I always dread going back to school.  My worry-stomachache, which I'll have for the next 3 weeks at least, has already started.  Being physically and emotionally exhausted is probably not the best way to start the semester either.  Just one more year until I graduate.  Oh wait, but then I'm an Adult and I have to find somewhere to live and a job ( Read more... )

goddamn library
why is it not naptime yet
i have diet coke

almost choked on coke
as in cola not snorted
gentle flowing stream

haikus are awesome
i am good at writing them
delicate flower

you add imagery
that is nice to the last line
you have a haiku

someone called just now
she had the wrong number, yo
i hate squeaking chair

this is the last 'ku
an attention ( Read more... )

http://www.afa.net/Petitions/Issuedetail.asp?id=329

How about let's all send Mr. Donald E. "Misanthrope" Wildmon a letter to bring to his attention that, in fact, it is HE and his heteronormative blather that are "not the very best for families or our nation, " and that it is just this kind of bigoted and hostile affront to other people that ( Read more... )

"So I tell her, 'You are my COWORKER, not my boss.  COWORKER ( Read more... )

The “I just wanted to look cool and ride a motorcycle and now I have to learn about AUTOMOTIVES, wtf” ’s guide to How a Motorcycle Works:

Okay, so.  You have the engine.  This is an illustration of a hypothetical engine, which I didn’t draw.  Thank you, HowStuffWorks and whatever “www.squidoo.com” is for these remarkable and educational ( Read more... )