time to CHANGE THINGS UP

[mitamisha]

HOLA.

That's Spanish for HELLO.

Which I bet you didn't know.

And if you did, THEN WHATEVER. Gosh, you're just totally fluent, aren't you???!?

Anyhoo.

I have news for Rikkai Dai. We're getting new summer uniforms! I was in the office the other day definitely NOT serving detention or anything like that because I'm a perfect angel (example:

Comments

[naniwa_loverboy]

Hola! Como esta Señor Niou! ¿Cómo estaba su almuerzo hoy? ¡Dora que El Explorador dice hola!

Your summer uniform needs to show more skin.

[mitamisha]

...I understood the HOLA part of that! YAY!

You think? I agree. I'm trying to get Yagyuu into a new and improved version of it.

[naniwa_loverboy]

[yousucksenpai]

That's gross, senpai.

[naniwa_loverboy]

Hola, Zaizen-kun!

I suggested a tennis team uniform like that to Coach Osamu, complete with hot pants and everything!!! But he never got back to me about it. :(

Maybe by the time you come join us at the senior high we'll get them...

[yousucksenpai]

I don't want an uniform like that. You should be less disgusting.

[naniwa_loverboy]

And you should be less repressed and more sexually liberal. It's not the nineties anymore, you know! ^_~

And you're a big boy now! ♥

A very big, handsome boy ^_~

[mitamisha]

CAN I ADD THAT TO MY PROFILE?

...Are you calling Yagyuu fat? He doesn't have MANBOOBS.

[naniwa_loverboy]

If you would like.

I wasn't talking about manboobs. ^_~

[mitamisha]

I'll do it later because I'm lazy.

Yeah, I know, but I chose to read it as such because anything else is vaguely creepy on your side.

[naniwa_loverboy]

I have no dishonorable intentions upon your boyfriend. My heart already belongs to two men, and two men only, but is it not part of human nature to admire a thing of beauty???

[mitamisha]

So why aren't you admiring MY beauty, huh? HUH?!

[naniwa_loverboy]

I wouldn't be talking to you if I didn't think you were a hottie ♥

Your hair is like molten silver moonlight spun into soft, baby fine strands. Your mole is like a raisin upon your pale, alabaster cheek!

Enough admiration?

[mitamisha]

...Yes. YES, QUITE ENOUGH THANK YOU.

Actually, you can keep going on about my hair, if you want.

[naniwa_loverboy]

Niou's Hair
Is like dew ladened silver cobwebs
Glittering under the bright morning sun!
Like the gray, early morning mist
Given physical form and shape
Niou's hair
As fragrant as the Rikkaidai locker rooms after practice
As soft as the skin of a hairless dog
As stylish as the trend of celebrity sex videos
Niou's hair
A fall of silver
Against the paleness of his neck.

*bow*

[mitamisha]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.