May bring to the attention of the jury, Exhibit 'A'
aka... the ugliest uniform of all time. Then in my head I have Kanye West jumping in with "OF. ALL. TIME" to finish that sentence.
Seriously. For reals.
It's not really a great photo but I just needed to convey to you how truly, truly awful my work uniform is. A picture is a thousand words but I think this is at least four thousand words. I was trying to make a sad face to convey the travesty that is my clothing but I just look odd. It was a slight tribute to katiefoolery and her epic picture posing but I certainly have a long way to go before I can achieve her greatness!!
My uniform used to be ok. Red shirt, black pants, black cardi. Then my bosses got ambitious and decided to change the uniform. To khaki. My dad saw my uniform and said that I look like Bindi Irwin. Thanks dad.
The maroon shirt is really heavy and all of us at work find it hot already in the winter so I have no idea how we're going to deal with it in summer. It's also 3/4 length in the sleeve. Do they not realise that I live in QUEENSLAND?!?!
I feel like the shirt does not go with the pants. And then last week, it was sprung on us that we were also changing the black cardigan, that looked quite smart to the khaki cardi you see in the picture.
And to add insult to injury, it makes me look like I'm the largest person on the planet. I'm certainly not the smallest person on the planet in real life but surely for eight hours a day, it's a bit harsh to make me look like a hefelump. I exercise semi-hard to make sure that this does not happen and now everybody that I meet whilst wearing said uniform will think otherwise.
Anyway, I just wanted to rant.
Seriously. For reals.
It's not really a great photo but I just needed to convey to you how truly, truly awful my work uniform is. A picture is a thousand words but I think this is at least four thousand words. I was trying to make a sad face to convey the travesty that is my clothing but I just look odd. It was a slight tribute to katiefoolery and her epic picture posing but I certainly have a long way to go before I can achieve her greatness!!
My uniform used to be ok. Red shirt, black pants, black cardi. Then my bosses got ambitious and decided to change the uniform. To khaki. My dad saw my uniform and said that I look like Bindi Irwin. Thanks dad.
The maroon shirt is really heavy and all of us at work find it hot already in the winter so I have no idea how we're going to deal with it in summer. It's also 3/4 length in the sleeve. Do they not realise that I live in QUEENSLAND?!?!
I feel like the shirt does not go with the pants. And then last week, it was sprung on us that we were also changing the black cardigan, that looked quite smart to the khaki cardi you see in the picture.
And to add insult to injury, it makes me look like I'm the largest person on the planet. I'm certainly not the smallest person on the planet in real life but surely for eight hours a day, it's a bit harsh to make me look like a hefelump. I exercise semi-hard to make sure that this does not happen and now everybody that I meet whilst wearing said uniform will think otherwise.
Anyway, I just wanted to rant.