Hahah

Dec 22, 2005 17:51

haha _____breakupday is teh sex0rz.



M1tch says: i had an operation done for you
M1tch says: i changed my caramel glans for chocolate
M1tch says: so yeah!
M1tch says: diabetic sex for us!!
rachel was lyke: YESSS
rachel was lyke: you better have changed it, hoe
M1tch says: haha i wanna put that in my profile
M1tch says: i should
M1tch says: should i?
rachel was lyke: do it
M1tch says: kk
M1tch says: wait no no ill wait for something
M1tch says: better
M1tch says: cuz i know theres something better
M1tch says: like when i was gonna let that big burly guy stick his wang in my butt but i waited and the next day i met you
rachel was lyke: well.. the same day we met, just hours before, i let that burly guy stick his weiner in MY ass
rachel was lyke: lucky me :-)
M1tch says: *gasp* that burly man was my...borhter!! dun dun dun!!
*the plot thickens*
rachel was lyke: Oh, so you're in to incest, too?
rachel was lyke: We relate on so many different levels! :-)
M1tch says: Oh yeah i know. We love the kinky shit dont we?
rachel was lyke: We do, and all the illegal shit, too ;-)
M1tch says: i dont like sweaty balls tho
rachel was lyke: ...we're through
M1tch says: except yours duh!
rachel was lyke: Cause I love sweaty balls :-(
rachel was lyke: You lie! You don't like mine!
M1tch says: b-b-but ive always loved yours! they taste way saltier than that big burly brother's of mine
rachel was lyke: Yeah that's what I friggin thought
rachel was lyke: Now suck em, bitch! >:o
M1tch says: i cant right now. im sucking on your milk titties
M1tch says: i have to suck the same amount of milk from each teat or they will look uneven.
rachel was lyke: I know, one is already starting to sag :-(
M1tch says: oh dont worry ill massage it back to its perky bouncy booty self.
M1tch says: with my mouth
rachel was lyke: yaaaay
rachel was lyke: do ittt
M1tch says: *massages breastseses orally*
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