More observations about the World around me

[mitchiejim]

I was looking at my Old Spice body spray the other day. You know what it contains, other than a scent that seems to drive the ladies wild? Propane. That's right, America's favorite recreational flammable gas. You'll all read my obituary one day, the one where I'm walking down the sidewalk and suddenly Hindenburg when someone drops a cigarette near

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[anonymous]

Your parents gave you 50¢ in chocolate.
My parents gave you $50 in chocolate.
Maybe this should tell you something about how much your parents love you.
(Hint: They don't.)
<3 daniel.

[mitchiejim]

This confirms all of my childhood suspicions.

[crimson_noise]

hahaha i love your entries. hope everything is well.
we go to the same school remember!
i havent seen you and dan in forever.
:(

[the_monkeys_esc]

Hahahaha oh man Mitch, I love you.