From Twitter 04-13-2011: mitdasein

mitdasein

From Twitter 04-13-2011

Apr 14, 2011 04:01

09:07:45: This is one of those months where email just seems like a crushing burden.
09:09:32: RT @funnyoneliners: I'm not awake until I've had 2 cups of coffee and a nap.
RT @WendyLiebman
09:11:14: Yo Gilbey Gilbey #applebeesbabydrinkmenu
09:13:04: Hansel and Ketel #applebeesbabydrinkmenu
09:13:13: RT @ieatmykidzsnack: So since Jennifer Lopez is People's "Most Beautiful Person" she has exactly 3 years to become a Jew hating drunk.
09:15:04: @ glitterplease So is "glitter snatch" like vajazzling on a budget?
09:15:33: Bloody Mary Kate and Ashley #applebeesbabydrinkmenu
09:19:30: RT @sucittaM: I hate that people try to push their religion on me every time I sneeze.
09:25:39: Boohbah Libre #applebeesbabydrinkmenu
09:28:24: Long dream about getting involved with a Scientology-based college club that somehow became my job.
10:14:31: RT @MaybeNotSteve: Every time I hear a Sheryl Crow song I open a used-clothing/candle store. This is fucking bullshit.
10:18:49: @ hellatuff Yeah, I heard you gave it up for the troops. Seriously, get tested.
10:21:42: RT @disastrous007: I'd totally watch gay porn if it involved Spongebob and Patrick.
10:23:47: @ Imzadi44 @StarTrekWrek He can't pee water, so he has to…
10:25:58: RT @BWEtv: Jake Gyllenhaal On Shalom Sesame http://on.vh1.com/eNY7OD
10:33:21: @ Imzadi44 Whew! Now you can get on with your day.
10:34:50: RT @Mr_Neurosceptic: I hope Microsoft never monopolises the double glazing market and we have to sit in temporary darkness twice a week ...
10:37:15: British TV seems better than US TV for the same reason old movies seem better than new: we compare the best of one with all of the other.
10:51:18: I wish I knew more math, but not enough to actually, you know, study it.
10:54:43: Gesamtkunstwerk.
10:57:52: @ hellatuff Would you recommend going to one of your shows over another?
11:04:34: @ hellatuff Decisions, decisions.
11:09:57: RT @Hormonella: My inner child is at Applebee’s.
11:10:34: @ meganamram "Being a writer."
11:11:44: RT @OTOOLEFAN: RT @TPM: LensCrafters To Bachmann: Don't Use Our Name Against Planned Parenthood http://tpm.ly/hv1A0e ^@erickleefeld
11:13:56: As much as I hate to admit it, this book written by someone born in 1984 is pretty good.
11:15:14: I want to do a medley of "Summertime Blues," "Final Solution," and "Fight for Your Right to Party."
11:22:25: @ hellatuff So, if I want to be like your version of an idealized me…
#migraine
11:38:31: Is it so wrong for me to think of the development of writing as an adaptation that allows languages to survive?
11:40:08: A language that doesn't develop writing/literature is like an animal that develops no defenses. You're gonna get eaten, dude.
11:40:31: RT @matthiasrascher: In very bad taste: Billboard for The Walking Dead posted on side of funeral parlour. http://bit.ly/gg3kS6 #fail #omg
11:44:16: @ bondfool Is it bad? I don't even have much context to judge scifi TV.
11:46:48: @ bondfool Devotion to one country's TV industry is like believing in a sports team despite the fact that the players constantly change.
11:47:45: @ MrWordsWorth Now I don't feel so bad. I'd been under the impression that Georgia O'Keeffe unfriended me.
11:49:28: There should be a special island where we can hunt people convicted of cruelty to animals.
12:01:49: RT @GuyEndoreKaiser: You can't be anti-abortion AND pro-death penalty AND a unicorn.
12:03:02: @ JennyJohnsonHi5 I will defer to you on this, as you seem to speak from personal experience.
12:14:52: @ DrSnit I usually have to go out behind Walgreen's for that. @RepJackKimble
12:15:48: RT @danharmon: This rumored porn version of our show sure seems to be in post a while. Maybe hard to edit because Pierce kept forgettin ...
12:36:41: I love that I can Google "psychotic cat painter" and get exactly what I was looking for on the first try.
12:41:47: RT @TurboGrandma: Note to Self: Thomas Mann jokes do not kill with my demographic, as previously suspected. Refer to Kafka for all Germa ...
12:43:30: @ TurboGrandma Oh sure, blame your demographic for your "Who's the Mann?" routine flopping. I told you to cut it back to 45 minutes or less.
12:43:46: RT @introvertedwife: @ mitdasein Wait, there are cat painters that aren't psychotic?
12:47:12: @ bondfool Well, you know those British. They're better at everything than we are.
12:47:27: @ menialmoose Does it come with a gift receipt?
12:51:30: @ AmoebaStampede No one spins byzantine puns quite like you.
12:53:23: Oh sure. Have one off day and all of a sudden you're "that guy who pisses on poodles."
13:05:10: @ AcctgWarrior Wain: right.
13:06:01: @ AmoebaStampede They call me the Ayatollah.
13:13:41: @ robstragnell I also love that you know that.
13:34:01: @ lateandsoon I think we can close Twitter now. @BillCorbett
13:44:34: @ SpookyJanelle I heart public transportation.
13:45:27: RT @globetrottgirl: 20% of the world believes Obama is a Muslim, the other 80% thinks he was part of Milli Vanilli.
13:45:32: RT @DumbNOTDeaf: Dear White People,

Please stop wearing shorts and sandals in the rain or cold.

Sincerely,
Normal white people and e ...
13:47:27: @ batemanimation I couldn't have said it better myself.
14:16:59: About to watch Herzog's Bad Lieutenant. Am I making a terrible mistake?
14:22:05: @ garythorn I saw that so long ago I have only foggy (though positive) memories. And I'm not categorically opposed to remakes.
14:28:30: @ garythorn I can't wait to see what George Lazenby does in the role.
14:29:00: @ garythorn That's hysterical.
14:29:14: I wanna be Werner Herzog when I grow up.
14:30:25: @ garythorn There's nothing quite like highbrow B-movies.
14:31:49: @ garythorn I suspect this may be the perfect culmination of my recent dips into noir, Italian horror, and Bergman.
14:38:47: @ nevafeva Some days I do feel more like being @errolmorris. Most days I just want to be Duncan.
14:47:03: @ camusdude I'd settle for that.
15:18:00: @ pauljimerson I try to break it up.
15:23:39: @ pauljimerson I'm not really a big Germanophile. The French are generally my nutjob foreigners of choice.
15:33:06: @ pauljimerson True madness is too much work for the lackadaisical French. It requires Teutonic discipline.
15:36:12: The thing is a terrible waste to mind.
15:45:02: "Whatever I take is prescription. Except for the heroin." -Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
15:48:13: "What are these fucking iguanas doing on my coffee table?" -Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
15:58:06: "Well how are you going to take care of the dog if you're fucked up and going to Biloxi?" -Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
16:04:21: @ Freya80 I'll take one for the team.
16:09:06: It's really a shame that some people will make a whole movie that doesn't have a single dog in it.
16:10:55: @ JoyOfSects You are SO smart! How do you know do it?
16:16:39: Finnegans Wank #fancyporn
16:23:06: Critique of Pure Pleasin' #fancyporn
16:33:16: Howard's End #fancyporn
16:43:50: The Importance of Being Anus #fancyporn
17:02:25: "His soul's still dancing." -Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
17:13:15: @ pauljimerson I just got Edward Weston's My Camera On Point Lobos from the library.
17:17:25: Any time a character flips through channels, the TV must show at least one old cartoon and musical. #movierules
18:00:51: I just ordered my video camera! Who wants to be in a movie!?
18:15:39: I wasn't sure if I wanted to watch a good movie or a bad movie, so I watched Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans.
18:22:43: @ lafix Got a problem with that?
18:26:32: @ StevenAmiri Are you watching Jeopardy?
18:27:30: @ StevenAmiri She was an answer about 10 minutes ago.
18:28:06: RT @lateandsoon: If you don't LOVE this pic of @heliumcell's basset, then you are a dumber than a basket of shit. http://flic.kr/p/9xTa4m
18:29:39: RT @annus_mirabilis: The only thing scarier than a clown with a knife is a clown without a knife, because where is he keeping his knife?
18:32:58: @ lafix At first I thought your storyboard comment was in response to my post about buying a video camera.
18:33:47: Oops. I accidentally bought two video cameras.
18:35:02: @ lafix Also, it's always flattering and a tiny bit unsettling to realize that people pay attention to what I tweet.
18:38:45: RT @robdelaney: Babies are like little old men. Because they're racists.
20:10:22: I liked Cuba Gooding, Jr. in that movie where he was really inspiring.
20:33:03: "YAY! Russell Stover is pro-orangutan!" #shitmywifesays
23:46:24: I take inspiration from Walker Evans's concept of "lyric documentary."

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