From Twitter 04-14-2011

Apr 15, 2011 04:00




  • 09:31:34: @ theminimo It might not be great film, but it's great fun.
  • 10:32:11: Re-watching Enter The Void. I'm not entirely convinced that David Foster Wallace isn't somehow behind it.
  • 10:40:53: RT @kellyoxford: The best part of your toddler telling you to 'die' is falling to the ground pretending to die and laying there until th ...
  • 10:54:33: RT @MattBors: Actually, Soylent Green was just another bloated government program. Poor people should make their own goddamn old people ...
  • 10:55:24: @ Caissie Yeah, that's what your face said. @MikeRylander @sgnp
  • 10:57:48: I love both the frequent muteness of Cartier-Bresson and the semiotic density of Walker Evans.
  • 10:58:47: RT @girlweena: Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is n ...
  • 11:05:45: @ shamroxmysox You trippin' on Silk.
  • 11:07:07: @ FilthyRichmond Do you leave the peel on?
  • 11:10:03: @ FilthyRichmond That smarts!
  • 11:10:22: @ FilthyRichmond Though that does give whole new meaning to "ribbed for her pleasure."
  • 11:17:45: @ shamroxmysox We should make Silk the new "urban" thing. Hell, if Sprite can convince people they're hiphop, why not Silk?
  • 11:23:07: @ NicMcCool I don't even look at the new follower messages. If people interact in some way, I'll check them out.If they want to lurk, whatevs
  • 11:46:01: RT @jephkelley: Hipsters probably hate it when Google autocompletes something they thought no one had ever Googled before.
  • 11:48:26: I'd love to write a novel about a filmmaker, and then instead of making a movie of the book, make the movies the character makes.
  • 11:50:38: @ NicMcCool My wife doesn't pay much attention, since she knows the funniest parts are just me quoting her.
  • 11:51:48: Can I set up smart filters on Facebook? Like if I don't want my wife to see any of my statuses with the keywords "truck stop"?
  • 12:02:04: If death is just one long dream, then I want to feed my subconscious as much cool stuff as I can while I'm alive.
  • 12:05:16: RT @yoyoha: There's a bird tweeting outside my office window. So far nothing worth a RT.
  • 12:06:57: I'm about to get a video camera. My poor cat.
  • 12:07:42: RT @GeorgeTakei: Kobe's "F*cking f*ggot" slur not "meant to offend." In related news U.S. sorry, fined for internment. #ThatsMrF*ckingF*ggot
  • 12:08:17: RT @shawnries: If you ever find yourself in a PT Cruiser with fuzzy dice, you can stop right there because YOU ARE ALREADY AT THE PARTY.
  • 12:14:18: You better take an extra crack rock, since you're smoking for two now.
  • 12:20:10: I wonder if anyone's ever mounted a video camera inside an umbrella.
  • 12:33:02: @ NicMcCool http://t.co/sMugMYj @ohodotoh has a couple from them he likes. And I can get a wideangle/fisheye/macro lens set for it!
  • 12:35:11: @ NicMcCool Has the girl been declawed?
  • 12:48:08: @ NicMcCool I expect this camera to be what my Canon point-and-shoot was: something to goof with until I can justify something better.
  • 14:39:09: Interview time. http://twitpic.com/4kw0ag
  • 14:51:10: "You don't mind if I light up my medication here, do you?" - woman at bus stop
  • 17:05:48: Les Wiz #broadwaymashups
  • 17:07:07: @ shamroxmysox Can we use you to make rubbings of tombstones?
  • 17:10:14: @ IAmAntilia Do you ever combine the two?
  • 17:25:13: #PDX people: want to be naked yet unrecognizable in an arty short? Hit me for details.
  • 17:45:38: He says it's "medical catnip" but Duncan is enjoying it more than one would expect from therapeutic doses.
  • 17:47:04: RT @shelbyfero: Adoption agencies could probably move a lot more babies if they started calling them "teacup humans."
  • 17:47:09: RT @meganamram: Such a double standard that girls have to have so many beauty rituals while boys can just clean the blood out of their c ...
  • 18:45:37: This is the first time I've ever been job-interviewed by one of my wedding officiants.
  • 20:16:39: "What? I was just being Neil Diamond. That should be a movie." #shitmywifesays
  • 22:15:11: Watching Oz. It's almost weird to see a 1.3:1 drama these days.


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