From Twitter 04-27-2011
- 00:17:06: Will my new asthma inhaler still work if I don't start watching Doctor Who?
- 05:42:11: It's not even 7 am, I'm under the influence of multiple drugs, and I just Googled "nipple eczema." #asthma #delirium #sittinginmytincan
- 06:11:30: My word of the day: "atopy."
- 06:13:48: BREAKING NEWS: Mr. T to launch Vietnamese soup chain "Pity the Pho."
- 06:24:03: RT @godlessgirl: UK friend says: You know people who shout things in the street & we ignore? well in the usa they put them on television
- 06:24:32: RT @someecards: 12 uncomfortably sexual company logos. http://t.co/UwMFTfj
- 06:27:19: RT @annablast: If obama was born in Hawaii then he ain't no muslim cuz they don't eat nothin but Spam there.
- 06:28:13: @ jendeaderick Whew. I spent literally seconds agonizing over word choice.
- 06:46:30: RT @tomtomorrow: This was all part of Obama's plan to distract attention from the release of the Atlas Shrugged movie.
- 06:48:10: @ kickassjenn I believe you on all ass-related issues.
- 06:48:29: RT @rolando: Obama should have released a photocopy of his black ass.
- 06:48:36: RT @JRehling: Why is it SO hard to get permits to tear down a building that I don't own? #SickOfRedTape
- 11:07:04: @ Freya80 Can you be more specific?
- 11:07:41: I searched for "Chelsea Girls" and Netflix gave me "Cheetah Girls." I guess that's close enough.
- 11:10:57: Sometimes I think arthouse and grindhouse have more in common with each other than with mainstream movies.
- 11:13:41: I'm not gay, but that might change if I keep watching movies with Udo Kier and Joe Dallesandro.
- 11:14:05: @ Freya80 What strange has Hollywood induced?
- 11:15:45: RT @kellyoxford: Lazy + Smart = Efficient
- 11:16:03: RT @goldengateblond: My greatest regret is that Twitter wasn't around during the Lewinsky scandal.
- 11:17:57: RT @mephjeff: I hate it when stupid people succeed because they're such hard workers. It seems so perverse.
- 11:21:50: RT @SodomyClown: If a herp derped, and there was nobody there to see it, did it still make an Internet meme?
- 11:22:38: @ sandwichpolice Models think they're so much better than everyone else.
- 11:23:22: There's something charming about Joe Dallesandro's complete lack of attempt at any relevant accent.
- 11:40:22: RT @petersagal: How come the president is NEVER photographed with a long board? #surfers
- 13:46:07: Society of Friends #religioustv
- 13:58:17: For a moment there I thought someone covered my bathroom mirror with that Nick Nolte mugshot.
- 14:35:23: @ garythorn You've got a lot of gall.
- 14:52:43: "I did not ask to be made monstrous!" - Frankenstein Unbound
- 15:24:49: I Love Luther #religioustv
- 15:25:39: Shi'ite my Dad Says #religioustv
- 15:35:29: Copt Rock #religioustv
- 16:26:26: What movie should I stream, people? Bonus points for gratuitous nudity.
- 16:34:30: "I am Wron, the leader of this planet. And these are my bitches!" - Sex Galaxy
- 16:40:01: Now that I've seen Suspiria, I don't think I can ever not notice the color of lighting in movies again.
- 16:43:10: @ garythorn Clearly she was going for an Oscar.
- 16:48:36: @ garythorn Seriously though, it's not like anyone else was talking about AIDS in movies in 1988.
- 16:49:14: @ earbox Oh, I can shake a disco stick at quite a bit of gratuitous nudity.
- 17:52:36: Just started to pop out my shoulder for the first time in years. You know, in case you were wondering.
- 18:02:51: I want to make films exploring the semiotics of the body.
- 18:30:03: RT @BettyLies: I'm not sure how to let boxed wine breathe, so I'm giving it mouth-to-mouth.
- 18:31:57: Sometimes it's good to be a bit baffled by a movie.
- 20:22:46: @ mrwordsworth Do you remember a show where a guy denied paternity of the albino twins his girl gave birth to?
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