From Twitter 05-12-2011
- 06:18:57: Every time someone says "________ isn't funny!" part of me thinks "not to you."
- 06:24:48: My wife and I are really excited about the premiere of Pig Farm tomorrow night.
- 06:35:39: RT @lovemeowdotcom: Kitty is getting a bath from his doggie furiend. What a lovely friendship! http://t.co/JSNdx2m #cute
- 06:36:18: @ RossHaffenden Bichon frise!
- 06:37:12: RT @JRehling: Ben #RejectedBenAndJerrys
- 06:37:41: The Head of Alfredo Garcia #rejectedbenandjerrys
- 06:41:09: Bieberry #rejectedbenandjerrys
- 06:47:00: Bongwater #rejectedbenandjerrys
- 07:14:40: Smoke Monster #rejectedbenandjerrys
- 07:22:39: Ed Hardy Swirl #rejectedbenandjerrys
- 07:27:18: Would it be a conflict of interest for surgeons to eat their patients who die?
- 08:33:44: @ katerz1 SPOILER ALERT: She throws stones.
- 08:40:06: Why has Apatow not made a movie with Hirsch and Nelson? It could have songs by Wynonna and Naomi.
- 08:46:13: RT @ordermeanother: @ mitdasein yes, though they could I suppose eat the patients of other surgeons to get around that.
- 08:48:21: @ gneicco I've decided that you're a good bellwether. If you fave a tweet, I can trust it did was it was supposed to do.
- 08:58:05: RT @MarylandMudflap: Its almost like the states with the biggest atheist populations are the ones that aren't constantly being ravaged b ...
- 08:59:30: RT @alyankovic: Just read an article that referred to me as “that zany guy with the bad perm, big nose and geeky glasses…” What?? I’m ...
- 09:01:05: RT @ninatypewriter: If you're tweeting salty words today, thank the late, greats: Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor & George Carlin (who would' ...
- 09:03:18: RT @gwennpaints: Why it was okay for me to make fun of John Singer Sargent: http://www.gwennseemel.com/index.php/blog/comments/prickly_p ...
- 09:04:00: @ gwennpaints Reminds me of an anecdote I heard about when Norman Rockwell tried to be more of an "artist."
- 09:06:05: @ gwennpaints I don't know details, but apparently he tried to be all "modern" and non-commercial-illustrationy with disastrous results.
- 09:37:51: @ perpetualspiral Yes.
- 12:18:43: Duncan's diploma. http://post.ly/21uY1
- 12:19:55: My parents' pup Casey, Xmas 2004 http://post.ly/21uZ9
- 12:22:11: RT @Bartonius: You can watch episodes of 'Hot in Cleveland' on thecomedynetwork.ca. Also, you can drink your own pee.
- 12:23:20: Sickness and smarts. http://bit.ly/mGapQH
- 12:31:36: Tea party, 1973. http://post.ly/21uhM
- 12:46:46: A cover I drew and laid out for a book design class. http://post.ly/21usy
- 12:52:22: Cover and sample pages I drew and designed for a children's book publishing class. http://post.ly/21uw4
- 12:55:21: A collage book I made in a workshop by Carolyn Garcia, author of Moonboy. http://post.ly/21uxv
- 13:08:16: @ suemaden Thanks! I thought they were crude but expressive.
- 13:09:51: I get the feeling that the black people I know are nerdier, on average, than most black people. That goes for the white people I know too.
- 13:10:44: I just started watching Lost, but I should be able to get caught up in time for the season premiere this fall! #iliveinacave
- 13:11:51: @ suemaden I knew I wasn't going to create a slick product with the tools and time I had, but I communicated what I wanted to.
- 13:14:32: Oz and Lost are the truest and most heavily populated ensemble shows I can think of. Anything you'd add to the list?
- 13:15:53: @ suemaden The manuscript didn't specify the breed, just B&W. My teacher (who published the real book) loved my choice of Boston Terriers.
- 13:22:02: @ schmiss I haven't watched 24 yet, but I feel like it's "about" Jack Bauer in a way that Oz and Lost aren't "about" one person.
- 13:23:13: @ suemaden I love Bostons anyway, but it seems like they would be an economical choice for expressive drawing.
- 13:25:53: @ lamiki You need to be hypnotized into thinking that you're not supposed to be doing what you are.
- 13:27:44: @ shamroxmysox When you hit a block, just write "like _______ jamming with _____ in _______'s basement while on _______."
- 13:28:49: @ schmiss I still haven't watched that, though I hear I should. Six Feet Under had a great balance of a few characters.
- 13:30:17: @ schmiss Hill Street Blues was kind of a pioneer of that, which means Ed McBain's 87th Precinct novels were a pioneer of that.
- 13:39:53: RT @Hormonella: Autoerotic Affixation: Writing naughty things about yourself on Post-it® notes and sticking them all over your own nake ...
- 13:43:13: @ helacious Oh, I think statistics are a perfect example of an escape for some people and torment for another.
- 13:45:23: If foreigners are so smart, why don't they understand us when we yell English at them?
- 13:46:32: If I were a Lost character, I'd be equal parts Hurley, Charlie, and Vincent.
- 13:48:14: RT @earbox: Jay Might Be Giant #OneManTributeBands
- 13:48:41: Stone Temple Phillips #OneManTributeBands
- 13:51:03: @ helacious You were a precocious little drooler.
- 13:51:33: @ elibraden I always saw you as more of a new jack hustler.
- 13:52:53: The Guess Who (Hint: It's Steve from Accounting) #OneManTributeBands
- 13:54:42: 1 Maniac #OneManTributeBands
- 13:55:20: @ robdelaney Swimsuit issue. @VICEMAG
- 13:57:50: Inlawcest: Doing it with someone you're related to, but only by marriage.
- 13:59:39: @ guan Dude. Is there anything you can't do? @mocoddle
- 14:01:15: @ debenham I'm trying to say that these shows are "true ensemble" shows. Many characters are roughly equal, and all have their own stories.
- 14:02:01: @ debenham Jack is as much of an anchor as anyone, but you wouldn't say "it's a show about a doctor stuck on an island with people."
- 14:02:16: @ debenham I'm still in the first season.
- 14:41:19: @ JulieKlam Did you see the drawings I posted today?
- 14:42:20: @ robdelaney I was going to, but a wise man once said "Why perfume a rose?"
- 15:15:04: @ JulieKlam Yay!
- 15:27:56: @ maryforrest You don't look a day over Eritrea.
- 15:37:46: @ FilthyRichmond Do you mean American or British "fanny."
- 15:38:46: The Monophonic Spree #OneManTributeBands
- 15:42:48: The Wu-Tang Man #OneManTributeBands
- 15:43:23: @ NickyDico Thank you. Glad it all makes sense to someone.
- 15:44:10: A Juggs Life #MagazineMovies
- 15:45:14: Field of Streams #MagazineMovies
- 15:45:39: Ms. Congeniality #MagazineMovies
- 16:21:23: Reservoir Dog Fancy #MagazineMovies
- 16:21:44: @ helacious Oh snap.
- 16:33:04: @ WBeditor When I made the joke I wasn't remembering that you're here. Haha! Let me know what the DF ed says.
- 17:03:14: @ UnseeingEyes I don't do anything with them…but they do things to me.
- 17:20:02: @ yohanik http://daviswiki.org/fistulated_cow
- 17:49:33: "I don't like shows with morals." #shitmywifesays
- 17:54:35: "It has the word 'pow' in it." #shitmywifesays about Kung Pao chicken.
- 18:04:33: RT @badbanana: "I want to become a dictator." - Guy who wants to wear ladies' sunglasses
- 18:04:37: RT @serafinowicz: "Let's do this." - A jerk.
- 18:59:25: RT @robdelaney: Every morning when my alarm clock goes off, I think "This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."
- 18:59:28: I uploaded a @ YouTube video http://youtu.be/M9i8am3IAxw?a Daphne and Lucy's staircase adventure
- 19:01:49: I don't really understand the slur "wetback." Are Mexicans known for exclusively doing the backstroke?
- 19:03:29: RT @robdelaney: If you stacked all the women I've made love to over the years on top of each other, I'd be like, "What are you doing?"
- 19:07:32: @ Kouban #culturefacts
- 20:05:34: RT @LoraSomoza: @ mitdasein I'm only half Mexican, so I prefer the term "damp back" thankyouverymuch.
- 20:18:09: RT @DearAnyone: When I die, don't put me in a coffin. Put me in 10 separate shoe boxes and hide them at a Payless Shoes of your choosing.
- 20:49:04: Get me Amnesty International! http://twitpic.com/4wwhfq
- 21:08:04: Has there ever been a funnier soft drink than Fanta?
- 21:08:50: @ matsholberg Based on my understanding of inner tube travel, a better name would be "Soggy Bottom Boys." #obrotherwhereartthou
- 21:13:17: @ matsholberg You're old-timey.
- 21:14:12: @ gneicco That's what @batsly said. I admit, Tab is funny. But don't tell @tabgirl that.
- 21:17:09: "At 19 weeks, it's technically a parasite." #shitmywifesays
- 21:26:03: Typing with one hand because of the Magnum in my other hand. http://post.ly/2228r
- 21:27:16: @ tabgirl That is one funny soda. @gneicco @batsly
- 21:28:16: Daphne and Lucy's staircase adventure. http://post.ly/222DR
- 21:42:28: RT @donni: Want to get a drink sometime? If not, you will eventually die of dehydration.
- 21:42:57: RT @DamienFahey: I bet the terrorists have a guy who does parody songs named Weird Al Qaedavic.
- 21:44:45: I wouldn't normally beg for stars, but I'm 3 away from my first 100. Hint, hint. http://favstar.fm/users/mitdasein
- 21:51:59: @ MmeLaCrooz You can borrow one. People keep telling me I have two.
- 21:55:56: @ mahanaham Aw, you're sweet.
- 22:09:06: Yay me! Thanks to those who jumped in to push me over 100!
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