Put your music player on shuffle....ask the questions....answer with the song title that comes up....
1. How does the world see me?
All Hail The Heartbreaker -- The Spill Canvas
2. Will i have a happy life?
Everything Reminds Me Of *Him* -- Elliott Smith (ok so it’s 'her'…but that makes no sense…this does)
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Brain Stew -- Greenday
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Doesn’t Remind Me -- Audioslave
5. What Was it You Wanted?
Little Moments Like That -- Brad Paisley
6. How can i make myself happy?
Love You Out Loud -- Rascal Flatts
7. What should i do with my life?
Beverly Hills -- Weezer
8. Why must life be so full of pain?
But It’s Better If You Do -- Panic! At The Disco
9. How can i maximize my pleasure during sex?
If i Fall -- Aqualung
10. Will i ever have children?
Gotta Be Something More -- Sugarland
11. Will i die happy?
A Million Miles To Montreal -- Across Five Aprils
i don't think i could even make this shit up. YET AGAIN. God proves how much comic relief i provide for Him.
..."You're Welcome"...