Fic: A Marvel of Kryptonian Design

[mithen]

A Marvel of Kryptonian Design (2614 words) by mithen
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DCU (Comics)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Sex Toys, Sex Toys Under Clothing, Semi-Public Sex, Butt Plugs
Summary:
Superman arrives at the Fortress to find Batman

Comments

[bradygirl_12]

There was a sweet, high-pitched chime, followed by the serene, neutral voice of the Fortress saying, “Your schematics are complete, tynth-ze.” Clark couldn’t help smiling as he always did when he heard the Fortress address Bruce with the title that meant “mate of the master.” He’d tried to teach it not to, but Bruce had huffed a bit and said he didn’t mind that much.

Ha, Bruce is such a faker! :)

[mithen]

Hee, he absolutely is! Don't believe him for a second...

[ilovetobefree]

maybe it was that the Fortress had felt like home ever since Batman had started spending so much time there.
No crystalline tech could be more incomprehensible than Bruce Wayne, after all. Or more beautiful.
I like this. :)

“Constantine told me to piss off,” Clark said.
“Oh, he must have been in a good mood,” said Bruce, “or he’d have told you to fuck off.”
:LOL

“Your schematics are complete, tynth-ze.” Clark couldn’t help smiling as he always did when he heard the Fortress address Bruce with the title that meant “mate of the master.” He’d tried to teach it not to, but Bruce had huffed a bit and said he didn’t mind that much.
Oh my. :DDD “Mate of the master” sounds awesome. :DD

“There. Kryptonian crystals, of course, resonate at some very specific and unusual frequencies. This one can be made to sync up with the pleasure centers of a person’s brain and stimulate them directly.”
“That sounds...intense,” Bruce said, shifting from foot to foot.
It sure does.. :)

Bruce looked thoughtful. “Blurting that out in the middle of a social

[mithen]

Oh my. :DDD “Mate of the master” sounds awesome. :DD

*grin* Bruce loves it, of course. He also enjoys rolling his eyes about it.

Oh Clark, you are such a bad boy. :D

Isn't he? I do love to imagine that somewhere in their crazy busy lives they have time for crazy mischief like this...

And ooooh, do I ever love writing people who are clueless about what's going on! It's so much fun! *hugs*

[raina_rahl]

Well, I guess they're just lucky Dick wasn't around to check up on his new and improved escrima sticks (because let's face Bruce would actually work on that) haha I love that despite the drama of their lives they have time for nonsense like this. And hipster Clark just killed me. I would pay to see that.

[mithen]

I do like to imagine that mayyyyybe they could find a little time for some fun in the craziness of their lives! Or at least I like to give them some of that time... :)