If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me
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oh wow remember that time when we got these pigs and fed them croutons? then they sang us songs by the Brian Jonestown Massacre? And some girl was like dude: you too are cool and we made a new friend named Maria but then she fell into the pig pen and the pigs ate her. Haha we were mortified at the time but now that we think of it it's kind of funny! <3Miriam
Oooh ooh! Remember the time we dressed up as reindeer and trashed the laundro-mat! And that old lady got so mad that she threw a fish at us, but the fish was still alive. So when it hit you and bounced off to the hot plumber that was bent over it spanked him, and then he thought it was you. And so you two had a one night stand, while I ran into Johnny Rzeznik and got married to him! *gasps for breath*
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<3Miriam
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Oh no, poor Maria! Getting eaten by pigs is a terrible way to go (or so I've heard; I can't really speak from personal experience on that one :p)
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*gasps for breath*
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