For Fridge - "When Santa Got Done For Disorderly"
When Santa got done for disorderly
He began to shout
"The fuckin' fuzz
Are killin' me buzz!
The fuck's this all about?"
The officer, quick,
Reminded Saint Nick
It's illegal to swear at a Screw,
When Santa got done for disorderly,
"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!"
'Twas on the day that all our MPs
Got to vote on proposals for funding H.E.
Up Santa stood with a whoop and a yell
But Constable Dibble threw him in a cell!
Oh, what a terrible plight! Poor he!
He stayed locked up all night!
When Santa got done for disorderly
He began to grunt
"Ye can't do this!
Yer takin' the piss!
Ye lousy, greasy cunt!"
For all his cares,
He "fell down the stairs",
And wound up red, white, black and blue,
When Santa got done for disorderly,
"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU!"