Thanks for the birthday wishes, folks :)
http://www.wowwiki.com/Mage%27s_guide_to_tanking To the tune of Duck Tales:
Life sucks when your DPS
With only one role.
Grab an offspec - something else -
An Ace in the Hole!
Gets in more parties
If he says that he's - a
Cloth tank! Woo hoo!
Got no hit points
Got no armour
Cloth tank! Woo hoo!
Advertise on
Trade for drama
Cloth tank!
G-g-g-got no mitigation
Causing healers much frustration!
They're just spammin', tryin' to stop a
Raid wipe! Woo hoo!
Healers yelling,
Screaming that the
Tank's shite! Woo hoo!
RL never
Should have sent an
Invite! Woo hoo!
Gets a raidkick
Replaced with a
Death Knight! Woo hoo, yeah!