Taking suggestions

[mithrel]

So I've seen several SPN fics where Dean numbers Sam's bitchfaces. In my last fic I did that, and someone asked me if there was a list/dictionary of Sam's bitchfaces. I haven't seen one, so I decided to make one.



1. I Hate You So Fucking Much Right Now
2. If You Call Me a Girl One More Time I Will Assert My Masculinity by Kicking Your Ass
3. I Know That Was You, So Don’t Even Try to Act Innocent!1
6. Again?!? SERIOUSLY???2
7. What the Hell Did You Just Do?
14. What the Hell is Taking You So Long?
16. On MY Computer, Really?3
18. You Did WHAT?!4
19. I Can’t Believe You Make Me Listen to This Crap
20. That Shit Will Give You a Heart Attack
21. Dude, Time and Place!
22. That is the Stupidest Fucking Idea I Ever Heard
23. What the Fuck Are You Talking About?
29. Just...Stop Being A Douche3
36. You Seem To Be Unaware That The Universe Does Not, In Fact, Revolve Around You (Despite All That Apocalypse Bullshit)3
37. Are You Shitting Me, Dean?5
38. Just Because I'm Younger Doesn't Mean I'm Your Slave5
39. Shut UP, Dean!5
42. Gross, No Eyesex With Cas While I'm In The Room3
48. This is Serious, Dean!

1. Modified from a suggestion by mitsuki_shizuka
2. From bientot
3. From sycophantastic
4. From mitsuki_shizuka
5. From krystalicekitsu