Unicorn Records - an exercise in suikocrack

[mithrigil]

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So one day, Puel and I were tossing headcanon around, you know, like we do, and I made a comment about how Luca Blight probably has a fine-looking pair of hands. Like, classical-guitarist level of fine-looking hands, long fingers, strong fingernails. Puel misheard the "classical" part of classical guitarist and envisaged Luca Blight holding an

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[twistedsheets10]

I don't know much about this canon, but I approve of this AU.

/slow claps

[puella_nerdii]

*bows* We aim to please~ (And the fun thing about AUs like this one is that they don't require a whole lot of canon knowledge to appreciate, just basic familiarity with all those stories about Making It Big in music.

...familiarity with slash tropes might help too, but I kind of assume that most of the people who read us have that covered.)

Mith and I have made vague noises about boy band AUs in fandoms before this one, but this is the first time it's worked well enough to write down. Hooray self-indulgence!

[seta_suzume]

Never have I desired Band AU so badly. XD

...I will try to think of some prompts/scenarios! So I'll be back!!

[mithrigil]

Yessss~

[karthur]

This is a beautiful thing!
:D

[mithrigil]

:rocks out~:

[lindenleaves]

Wow, look what the Suikoden tumblr tag turned up! Not remotely active on LJ, but I never 1) stop Suikoden stanning or 2) pass up an opportunity to encourage fun ideas.

So. Um. Hypothetically. In Georg Prime's checkered past, there was totally that time when he was part of Dawn Records, the haphazardly-formed answer to family-owned label Sun Records' nasty corporate buyout, right? And he was possibly instrumental (oh crap, what a terrible pun) in the rise of folk talent Frey Falenas, whose relentlessly-earnest, proud-feminist, say-no-to-drugs, all-for-my-family, forever-devoted-to-one-woman good-boy image was everything that shouldn't have taken off, and yet? And Sialeeds was an unrepentant hard-partying FASHION diva who COULD NOT BE TAMED, and Lucretia Merces seduced Marscal Godwin's new intern, and Lyon Mismar was OBVIOUSLY a stage name? (Raja needs no last name, for she is Legend

[mithrigil]

OH MY GOD YOU EXIST. I'm so glad to hear from you again! Hi! How are things?

You're so totally right about Frey and how that entire indie folk legend works, and how Gizel used to be Sialeeds' songwriter and now he totally sold out to pop, and Georg's shredding and the controversy surrounding him saved Dawn Records from dying before it began...

And I have to inform you that, because Puel is awesome, LucaBlightOfficial is going to be a thing!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOO HOO HAHAHAHA.

[puella_nerdii]

(LucaBlightOfficial has too many characters. Not that it matters if I'm making fake screencaps, really, but enh.

Dude definitely makes Kanye's tweets look restrained, though.)

[lindenleaves]

That is the greatest, greatest, greatest icon. And I was actually going to say, I'm sure Luca's fans defend his Twitter to the "this actually seems like the ramblings of a violent psychopath" skeptics with, "Dude, no, it's just like Kanye! Except, you know, with more 'KILL!!!!!' and 'BURN!!!!!' and 'DIE!!!!!' and 'PIG!!!!!' and stuff!"

[mithrigil]

SHE WOULD. She goes most free Friday nights she has, which are fewer these days but she totally loves it, and knows all the callbacks and all the moves and Flik, poor little country boy, has never seen anything remotely like it, and the first time she takes him he spends most of it staring at her in awe. And at her tits. Which she flashes when she's shadowing Columbia in the petrification scene.