The Bastard Tea Party, Round Four: A Storm of Saucers

[mithrigil]

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Ahahaha um. It's been a while since I've had enough other-people's bastards in the tank to get a party started. So! In the grand tradition of the three previous installments, let the fourth Bastard Tea Party begin!

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[mithrigil]

[Toward the end of the party

[lady_venn]

All, the line you thought you'd never cross until you did.

[mithrigil]

[The table is a mess, and Shu is the only entirely sober one at it. Well, perhaps not entirely--Albert may be cheating--but it’s far from the restrained affair that these parties have been previously, corpses aside. Vayne has just finished relating a certain tale

[mithrigil]

Albert: [pointedly ignores that, steers the conversation back toward Tyrion] I gather you have no intention of bedding your country

[airspaniel]

I want Haymitch and Tyrion to have a drinking contest.

[mithrigil]

YOU GET TWO SCENES FOR THIS, GIRL. ‘Cause this thing needs an introduction.[Enter Vayne and Albert, laughing

[mithrigil]

[Back inside

[puella_nerdii]

Haymitch explains the Hunger Games to those assembled. They react accordingly.

And then Tyrion starts in on Westeros...

[seta_suzume]

This line-up! This line-up!! (I'm reading "A Feast for Crows" right now, so I'm acquainted to a greater or lesser degree with all of these men but Kirei)

Vayne and Tyrion discuss their siblings. (... or Haymitch and Tyrion have that pun war)

I am just going to sit back and enjoy myself with whatever rolls in for this.