TEN things you want to do before you die

1. Get married.
2. Finish college.
3. Take some more art classes.
4. Have kids.
5. Hand plant a tree instead of donating to have other people plant trees.
6. Find a career that allows me to explore my creative ambitions.
7. Officially prove Jim wrong on the many misconceptions of Dunder-Mifflin paper packaging.
8. ( Read more... )

Temporary

High school is a blur to me now, but I remember the layout of the school and where exactly my locker was. I went back to visit a few years ago because they had a memorial for one of my favorite former teachers that died. Mrs. Parker had taught Art and she used to make these collages of pictures of each of her students. Like tons of tiny ( Read more... )

Topic # 201 - Talk about something you lost.

I lost Jim. I think that should count even though we really did find each other all over again. I lost Jim when he kissed me on Casino Night. Or maybe I lost him before that. The timing is fuzzy when I think back on it. He was grasping at strands to hold it all together and I was- I could have been less ( Read more... )

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good - Woody Allen

Roy caught the bruises one day. Decorated prints in the shape of Jim's hands on her thighs and she's absolutely positive that he's seen them, but convinced himself that they're nothing. She literally doesn't remember the excuse ( Read more... )

Crisis

[To the camera, a talking head shot of Pam. She looks of a mixture of annoyance, shock and amusement.]

PAM: So, wow. If Jim and I thought we could plan for everything this wedding - the office - had to offer, I think we were really really wrong. I'm not sure if it was so much the minister showing up late and drunk that maybe prompted me to ( Read more... )

Ten Lives Pam Has Never Lived (And Some She Could Have Lived Too)

1. June 10th, she marries Roy. Kevin and his band play only songs by The Police at her wedding and everything goes exactly as she planned. Except the days before, ever since Casino Night, having repeated dreams about Jim walking in and protesting as the minister says Speak now or ( Read more... )

The heart will break, but broken live on - Lord Byron

Pam doesn't like Karen.

It's completely irrational because really she does like Karen. She doesn't like her because she likes her. And Karen's with Jim. And she's not with Jim. Karen doesn't really flaunt their relationship, but Pam just has this tendency to catch them at all the wrong moments.

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Ten Songs You'd Only Sing While Drunk

Well, any song, but especially this list.

1. "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne
2. "Foolish Games" - Jewel
3. "Fergalicious" - Fergie
4. "The Sign" - Ace Of Base
5. "I Touch Myself" - The Divinyls
6. "Hot Stuff" - Donna Summer
7. "Baby One More Time" - Britney Spears
8. "Say You'll Be There" - Spice Girls
9. "Bitch" - ( Read more... )

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Oliver Barrett, Love Story

So, my mom? Big fan of the romantics. Kind of went overboard when my sisters and I were just kids and exposed us to all the classics. I have to say, I think her favorite was Love Story, but I never really got the point. Sure, it has the usual Boy meets Girl story line right ( Read more... )

Write about a recurring dream you've had. (Or, if you've never had one, write about the most vivid dream you can remember.)

Um, I used to have this dream, when I first began to work at Dunder-Mifflin, where I kept getting chased by office supplies. The staplers kept stapling at my feet, trying to tack me with staples to death. Yeah, I know, really ( Read more... )