twin perks

[mixtapemafiette]

Comments

[jeshaheidi]

as a former barista myself i agree whole-heartedly that slinging coffee in a bikini is bad mojo. ugh. i remember i couldnt wait to get out of my coffee clothes and shower after my shift. coffee stanks.

[mixtapemafiette]

seriously, showering and changing was the first thing i'd do when i got home. yuck.

[raziaraks]

This reminds me of when Cat and Andy were dating and Andy tried to impress us one morning by making bacon with no shirt on. The cries of pain as the hot grease splattered his naked torso made for much hilarity. Fail.

[mixtapemafiette]

oh man!

[pressbuttons]

Yeah you'd have so many burns! What the fuck! That's subjecting someone to hazardous work conditions in exchange for their sex appeal. That place should be shut down.

[mixtapemafiette]

well, it's just shitty, because i'm sure those girls only make minimum wage, and barista jobs elsewheres are not too hard to find, even nowadays.
http://www.myspace.com/twinperks
dude, omg. yuck.
whatever.

[magicpenguin]

that is some hair!

yeah those slut huts are nasty. I especially hate them because coffee is my one area of experience and I'm fucked in the job market because I don't have tits. THERE ARE GAY MALES AND STRAIGHT WOMEN THAT DRINK COFFEE TOO! Shit. I'll take my shirt off rofl.

[mixtapemafiette]

yeah, sexy bikini, you're hired, boy.