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Once upon a time there has a young DEMONIC PEOPLE SMOOTHER named NERDSEX. He was EXCITEDLY PAINFULLY PURRING in the SUPERSIZED forest when he met SHRINKING TO TINY BITS STEAMY HOT SEX MAN, a run-away SEXY WOMEN SUCKER from the HORRIBLY MUTATING Queen YOUR MOM.
NERDSEX could see that SHRINKING TO TINY BITS STEAMY HOT SEX MAN was hungry so he reached into his CAKE SHAPED LIKE NICKYS HEAD and give him his WHORISH GOOEY NICKY BRANIS . SHRINKING TO TINY BITS STEAMY HOT SEX MAN was thankful for NERDSEX's GOOEY NICKY BRANIS , so he told NERDSEX a very PROBABLY MASTURBATING story about Queen YOUR MOM's daughter FUCKY FREAK. How her mother, the HORRIBLY MUTATING Queen YOUR MOM, kept her locked away in a HEADLESS TEDDY BEAR FACTORY protected by a gigantic ANGRY HYPERVENILATING MOG, because FUCKY FREAK was so EXPLODINGLY SEXY.
NERDSEX HUMPED. He vowed to SHRINKING TO TINY BITS STEAMY HOT SEX MAN the SEXY WOMEN SUCKER that he would save the EXPLODINGLY SEXY FUCKY FREAK. He would COPY PASTE the ANGRY HYPERVENILATING MOG, and take FUCKY FREAK far away from her eveil mother, the HORRIBLY MUTATING Queen YOUR MOM, and DELETE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a SELF DESTRUCTING RANDOM EARTHQUAKE OF LOVING PIE AND HATEFUL MICROWAVE EXPLODING FOOD and SHRINKING TO TINY BITS STEAMY HOT SEX MAN the SEXY WOMEN SUCKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ANGRY HYPERVENILATING MOG from his story. HORRIBLY MUTATING Queen YOUR MOM OSCULATED out from behind a HALF EATEN PIECES OF CLOUD and struck NERDSEX dead. In the far off HEADHESS TEDDY BEAR FACTORY you could hear a LOVE YOU MISS YOU.
THE END.
lynnicky story:
Once upon a time there has a young DESTROYER OF HAPPY THOUGHTS named MAGIC MIKEY. He was FLUFFILY NON-SEXUALLY LOVING in the FLUFF INFESTED forest when he met POOFY VALLIANT VINNIE, a run-away BUNNYRABBIT ZONKER from the MENTALLY BROKENDOWN Queen NASTY NICKY.
MAGIC MIKEY could see that POOFY VALLIANT VINNIE was hungry so he reached into his TALKING DEPRESSED CAN and give him his BORED AND NAILED EXPLODING LANDMINE. POOFY VALLIANT VINNIE was thankful for MAGIC MIKEY's EXPLODING LANDMINE, so he told MAGIC MIKEY a very WEEPY story about Queen NASTY NICKY's daughter LOVING LYN. How her mother, the MENTALLY BROKENDOWN Queen NASTY NICKY, kept her locked away in a CAVE OF LYNICKY VICTIMS protected by a gigantic DEADLY SWORD WEILDING CUDDLY KITTEN, because LOVING LYN was so LYNICKY DEPRIVED .
MAGIC MIKEY DEPRESSINGLY MOPED AROUND ANGSTY CHICKENS. He vowed to POOFY VALLIANT VINNIE the BUNNYRABBIT ZONKER that he would save the LYNICKY DEPRIVED LOVING LYN. He would MANICALLY THRUST the DEADLY SWORD WEILDING CUDDLY KITTEN, and take LOVING LYN far away from her eveil mother, the MENTALLY BROKENDOWN Queen NASTY NICKY, and ENTHUSIASTICALLY MAUL her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a SCARY YET CUTE PSYCHOTIC ANGRY MOB OF CANARIES THAT DECIDED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD USING LIGHTSABERS and POOFY VALLIANT VINNIE the BUNNYRABBIT ZONKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DEADLY SWORD WEILDING CUDDLY KITTEN from his story. MENTALLY BROKENDOWN Queen NASTY NICKY JOYOUSLY PRANCED AROUND THE SUNFLOWERS out from behind a CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY MINTY CARAMEL VANILLA FLAVOURED CAKEPIECOOKIE and struck MAGIC MIKEY dead. In the far off CAVE OF LYNICKY VICTIMS you could hear a JOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
THE END.