[AU] Explain this one to me.

[miyutchan]

Why are all the pretty boys either (a) gay, or (b) clueless? I mean, really. Do I need to bring diagrams with me?

... I'm either going to have the time of my life, or die of frustration. Yuushi, if I die, I want you to explain it to Senri-nii. For my sake, make it traumatising. ♥

[ooc: Mun needs distraction. Please oblige?]

Comments

[rippling_steel]

I'm not sure what you mean, Chitose-san. I don't believe that all pretty boys are gay, although a large percentage of them are. I'm sure diagrams might help some of us understand certain things...
[[ooc: Yagyuu is a womanizing spy, so he's flirting with you]]

[miyutchan]

I'm just Miyuki, hon. And, the only ones I've met who aren't, are in rather desperate need of some kind of understanding. I think they'd miss a neon sign, if I wore it.

[ooc: *laughs* Miyuki's a bit frustrated that Rin everyone seems to completely miss her less-than-subtle hints, so Yagyuu's flirting will be a welcome change!]

[rippling_steel]

Miyuki-san then. I suppose you're right.
I'm bi, so I wouldn't know....Although, I've found that some men are quite oblivious to flirting. You seem to be a comely gal. What say you to an encounter over coffee?

[miyutchan]

I'd say it sounds like I've managed to find the one man in Tokyo with half a brain. Where've they been hiding you~?

[petenshipuri]

i am pretty boy but i not gay

at leest momy says im not

[miyutchan]

...

Mommy always knows best. But what on earth are you doing on here?

[petenshipuri]

i like momy she giv me candy

i dont kno y im here but it FUN

[miyutchan]

Uhm. Maybe you should go find her?

Yeah ... kid, who's watching you?

[tanakablue]

I'm not quite sure whether I'm a girl or a boy.
Do boys wear bunny girl costumes?

[miyutchan]

You know, I'm really not here for this. :| I'm on vacation, and I am not your mother or your teacher.

[faded_prodigy]

I can assure you, assassin, that a great number of us are just as confused about that fact as you are.
Men should not look that appealing in such ensembles.

[miyutchan]

My god, I do not need this! Go flirt with your boyfriend somewhere else, thanks!

[rippling_steel]

I see what you mean, now from all the comments you have received. I sympathize with you, my dear Miyuki-san.