My goldfish, Mr. T, died.

Everyone keeps talking about being unhappy and dissatisfied with the condition and general direction of their lives. I keep thinking, "What I really need is a time machine, so I can go live in a time when there were fewer executives, salad wasn't a main meal (because then I wouldn't eat it as a main meal) and people didn't think it strange to help ( Read more... )

You know what I'm really sick of? Stupid people who don't face reality and instead waste all their time talking nonsense and being mean to people who don't want to join in on their Denial parade ( Read more... )

Well, and I thought that the beginning of school would cue Normalcy and bring back some structure into my currently confusing and stressful life ( Read more... )

If my math skills don't improve, I'm going to fail the SAT and have to sell T-shirts for Jerry Springer to make a living ( Read more... )

I'M DOOOOMED ( Read more... )

How the hell would I know how to be an adult? That's like saying, "Oh! You're due for your driver's license? Drive the car! I can listen to some AC/DC (sin in and of itself) while you drive for the first time ever, have no idea what to do and will probably get yourself into a ditch." This is how I feel about my recently imposed independence ( Read more... )

Is it good or bad that whenever I breathe deeply my heart does this weird little jig than flops over ( Read more... )

I MISS YOU PEOPLE!!! I is so lonely and wanting for school to start (not lonely in the God-I'm-a-loser-with-no-one-to-hang-out-with sense, but the I'm-so-frickin-busy-I-haven't-been-in-contact-with-civilization sense.) I need the quirks and conversation. What happened to everyone? Where did they go? Mawr ( Read more... )

Well, another long day. Tomorrow I work at the YMCA, but I get to stay home before, so I get somewhat of a break. This weekend was also PRICELESS. Story ( Read more... )