MY C6D V-Day Card is here (Part Two)!!!
So today I (okay, Benton) got ANOTHER CARD!!! And the funny thing is, this card is the one Fraser was referencing in his card, and it was even postmarked two days earlier. Oh mail service, you are made of wacky.
The links to the front and inside are here and here and here's what it says:
Front: The asparagus twins told the policeman that they would polish his helmet... if he would butter their tips
What may not show is that one of the twins has an arrow pointing and says "This one's got no hair!" and the other one says "And that one has too much hair gel!" Plus, there's a hand-drawn Dief next to potato-policeman Fraser!
Inside: (Happy birthday is scratched out)
RK (green): Hi Fraser! How are you? You coming down for Valentine's Day? Ray*
RV(black): *What Kowalski is trying to say in his usual eloquent way is that he misses seeing your red serge jumping out of windows! So, you coming? Ray *
RK(red, then black): And what Vecchio is trying to say is that he's just got a new Riv that needs blowing up! :(
RV (black): :( So not! But I can think of other things you could blow... up. <3
RK (blue): <3 he means he wants you to blow him.
RV (green): DUH! Language! <3<3
RK (black): <3<3 You didn't mind my language last night (goes to other page, and is now upside down) but he's got a point. I would mind some blowing... *g* -> that's computer-speak for grinning, btw. So I hope you are able to come visit!
RV (blue): Yes, Benny! And bring the wolf!
And in a big blue heart, that apparently Vecchio drew
RV (red): Love, Ray
RK (blue): and Ray (outside of heart) -> did you have to draw a heart?
RV (black): Shut up, it's Valentine's!
So as you can see, this is TOTALLY made of win! The front is priceless! Innuendo with vegetables! The ink color changes! And going from asterisks to frowns to hearts and part of it being upside down for no apparent reason and snarking at each other even as they're writing is sooooooo wonderful!!!
I will be happy for days because of this card. Honest to goodness. *blows kisses to anon*
The links to the front and inside are here and here and here's what it says:
Front: The asparagus twins told the policeman that they would polish his helmet... if he would butter their tips
What may not show is that one of the twins has an arrow pointing and says "This one's got no hair!" and the other one says "And that one has too much hair gel!" Plus, there's a hand-drawn Dief next to potato-policeman Fraser!
Inside: (Happy birthday is scratched out)
RK (green): Hi Fraser! How are you? You coming down for Valentine's Day? Ray*
RV(black): *What Kowalski is trying to say in his usual eloquent way is that he misses seeing your red serge jumping out of windows! So, you coming? Ray *
RK(red, then black): And what Vecchio is trying to say is that he's just got a new Riv that needs blowing up! :(
RV (black): :( So not! But I can think of other things you could blow... up. <3
RK (blue): <3 he means he wants you to blow him.
RV (green): DUH! Language! <3<3
RK (black): <3<3 You didn't mind my language last night (goes to other page, and is now upside down) but he's got a point. I would mind some blowing... *g* -> that's computer-speak for grinning, btw. So I hope you are able to come visit!
RV (blue): Yes, Benny! And bring the wolf!
And in a big blue heart, that apparently Vecchio drew
RV (red): Love, Ray
RK (blue): and Ray (outside of heart) -> did you have to draw a heart?
RV (black): Shut up, it's Valentine's!
So as you can see, this is TOTALLY made of win! The front is priceless! Innuendo with vegetables! The ink color changes! And going from asterisks to frowns to hearts and part of it being upside down for no apparent reason and snarking at each other even as they're writing is sooooooo wonderful!!!
I will be happy for days because of this card. Honest to goodness. *blows kisses to anon*