What my husband does when he's supposed to be working...

[mizpagan]

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital . Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and

Comments

[ellid]

This is SO TRUE. *shudders*

thank you for calling....

[mizpagan]