Mel and Sammie's Checklist for 'Heaven' by Alexandra Adornetto

[mizra]

No offense is meant by this. The girl can write, I'm not say that. The story line is just a bit... lackluster. So Mel and I decided the third book will happen as such*. We are guessing that one or more of the following will happen in the last book:

• HAPPYSUNSHINERAINBOWS!
• Bam! Something happens.
• Everyone dies.
• No one dies.
• Xavier dies.

Comments

[thalia_csiny]

This is awesome! But we can totally add more, right? :)

Gabriel returns his Sherlockian feelings for Molly.
I'm not sure about this, but I do think Gabriel will have some kind of a final stand in an epic battle and then, somehow, he decides that Bethany should be with Xavier after all, and relents on his tough position.

Also, I think Jake will somehow be caught in this epic battle as well, and then, in a bid to become the better man, allow (pfft!) Bethany to be with Xavier. 0.o

[mizra]

Oh, totally. I added to this list, too.

Gabriel will definitely have some sort of stand in the epic battle that will surely involve him, Michael, and then "Big Daddy", Jake Thorn (?), Xavier and Bethany.

OH WHAT IF XAVIER BECOMES AN ANGEL? Like he dies, and becomes and angel with Bethany? We should add that, too!

The comparisons between Jake Thorn and Jacob Black are killing me here. (or a more hellish version of Jacob Black anyway.)

[thalia_csiny]

OH WHAT IF XAVIER BECOMES AN ANGEL? Like he dies, and becomes and angel with Bethany? We should add that, too!

Definitely possible! Although if he becomes an angel, angel babies are a little hard to imagine. UNLESS he dies and Beth pleads with God, or whatever higher power she answers to, to restore his life and then it happens, but in return, Beth has to stay in Heaven or something.

And itz all very sads for them. sads pheels everywherez.

[mizra]

I see almost anything as a possibility now.

It's going to be a sad, but it will more than likely have an adorably sweet ending. I think.

I almost hope for an adorably sweet ending to a book, because ALL MY FANFICTION STORIES ARE GIVING ME HEART ATTACKS.

[subtlynice]

Haha. I still haven't read the second book, but I have a feeling that most of these ideas will be spot-on! And if the storyline gets too lackluster, you could always turn this into a drinking game. XD

[mizra]

ROFL! Yes, that is exactly what I was thinking. And I can just replace the alcoholic shots with my personal alcohol: Coke. XD

(Vanilla Coke, to be precise.)