Update: Do you hate Freedom?

Aug 01, 2006 23:28

Well Well Well this past day has been exciting one. As I was driving to Bitch work ( A.K.A. copy girl and "Maggie can you carry these really heavy boxes up and down stairs?" ) I realized that I was not getting the results I wanted. Sure people see a French flag on the back of a VW Passat and think to themselves, "Well if it isn't a foreigner." ( Read more... )

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plesant_rose August 2 2006, 05:50:43 UTC
maybe on your side window you should scrawl I LOVE IRAN! and on the other window NORTH KOREA FOREVER. although i do want to see you alive and well next year, so that may not be such a brilliant plan

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mizurei August 2 2006, 06:46:19 UTC
Oh-ho-ho but here is the rub! Have we ever been at war with France? Has France ever threatened our Freedom? Here are the reasons I have come up with as to why we could possibly hate the French
a) They denied to help us when we were first going into Iraq. However, France was not the only country.
b) At the moment the Tour de France controversy with the French accusing the American who won (I forget his name) of taking steroids.
c) The Stereo type that they think of Americans as Pigs.

Um.... they eat frogs and Kermit is a national figure.

Besides that, I have no idea. I would understand why people would be furious at me if I wrote I Heart Iran all over my car. That would be like writing I Heart Soviet Russia on my car in the 80s. What I believe is that most Americans are ingrained at birth with the idea that France=enemy and most of them don't know why.

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mizurei August 2 2006, 06:48:27 UTC
Mine is greyish blue.

I guess I will have to accept the specks of color as memories. I always see huge SUVS with the glass chalk on them that say something like "Cougars #57!" and then a picture of a basketball or volleyball.

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bestfishes August 3 2006, 02:45:13 UTC
This is hiliari-awesome.

Also, I think America is jealous of France because, in the high school that is the United Nations, we're the fat kid and they're the thin, cook kid who smokes.

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mizurei August 6 2006, 22:28:51 UTC
We also play Dungeons and Dragons. While the French LIVE their fantasy worlds... of being level 23... uh... Wizards.

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tralala_band August 6 2006, 05:03:43 UTC
get the hell out of colorado.

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mizurei August 6 2006, 22:30:12 UTC
Word

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