Calling all guarranters!!!

[mizzchevious]

Are there any y'all folks out there who can sign my passport application?  I need a lawyer, doctor, principle, dentist...gawd who am I kidding, this is livejournal after all.

I just wanna get the fuck outta dogde sometimes.

Comments

[maxilla]

i wish i could help you out. i'm getting my friend francis (engineer) to sign for me, steven, and ivy. maybe you can contact former/current doctors? just make sure they don't charge you $.

[mizzchevious]

yeah i haven't been to a doctor in WAY more than two years...don't like my former family doctor.

i guess i could ask my dentist...

[horrorshow]

definitely ask your dentist.
you only need one signature, right?

[phenethaine]

I wonder if they'll even know the difference if I sign it.
Can I as a last resort?

[mizzchevious]

lol...you're deffinetly a consideration.

i do think they have a way of keeping track of who can sign but i don't know for sure...i guess we'll find out, though

[needlegun]

my eye doctor did mine.

[mizzchevious]

really?...hmmm...

[mizzchevious]

that must qualify you then...

could you perform marriage ceremonies? if so then you do qualify