Chances are, you piss me off.

[mizzcocoloco]

Hello all. I am gonna fucking slap someone across their face. I had 5 pairs of tweezers and now I can't even find one of them. I know that if I go out tomorrow and buy some more, all of the lost pairs will magically appear. This is the sort of bullshit that will slowly drive me insane

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[crzdconfessa]

"The moral of this story is girls (and guys too if you're into this sort of thing), just say no to drugs and yes to underwear. It's the best thing you'll ever get hooked on. Trust me."

Hahaha, they should stick that in commercials somewhere...You are hilarious! It's so much fun reading your lj!