Now here's a survey I can get behind

[mj_12]

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Comments

[mikecap]

How come when I finish the survey it doesn't give me a result and only takes me to the dating site home page?

[mj_12]

I think it wants you to make more five year olds, since I've depleted the supply.

[pot80]

Wow. I only got 17. But you're taller and in better shape, so yeah.

[mj_12]

It's all about the reach.

[short_shrift]

I got 28. it's about using children as projectile weapons, too, I think.

[mj_12]

Yeah, obviously the survey is a bit imprecise. It doesn't really address the specifics of using them as weapons. Do you swing them by the arms, for more power, or from the feet for more control. It needs to deal with the tradeoffs.