Comments | mj_12: Attack Force

mj_12

Attack Force

Jan 28, 2008 08:37

I just want to start by addressing the big question in everyone's mind.

( no maks were dimmed in the making of this film )

seagal

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toddius January 28 2008, 13:49:18 UTC

I bet you could watch more if you were pounding some Lightning Bolts.

mj_12 January 28 2008, 14:14:24 UTC

that's your answer for everything

gloriamunty January 28 2008, 15:53:11 UTC

33:00 mj loses will to live
34:00 todd interrupts this program with a message from our sponsor
37:00 mj attacks project with renewed vigor

mj_12 January 28 2008, 13:53:23 UTC

Oh who am I trying to kid? I can totally watch this.

37:00 apparently evil drug makes you...blink sideways?

41:00 apparently evil drug also makes your pants turn into leather

so, anyway, I'm thinking that the character's background would be that he'd worked as a mercenary for the cia in africa and saw a bunch of stuff with child soldiers, and that's why he decided to retire and work in the circus. to bring happiness to children. until one day he was pushed too far.

ok, back to this movie

49:00 armory scene. steven seagal is tooled up and ready to ruck

1:00:01 phone call. "I'm flattered you recognized my voice." I'm starting to think they planned this whole movie, just so they could use that line.

1:19:00 AWWWW SHIT! THAT DUDE TOTALLY KILLED STEVEN SEAGAL'S GIRLFRIEND!mercy killing ( ... )

bearro January 28 2008, 14:00:50 UTC

41:00 apparently evil drug also makes your pants turn into leather

hahaha

gloriamunty January 28 2008, 15:40:40 UTC

1:00:01 phone call. "I'm flattered you recognized my voice." I'm starting to think they planned this whole movie, just so they could use that line.

hahaha

mj_12 January 28 2008, 18:17:33 UTC

I'm wondering if his sense of humor is much more subtle than we may have suspected

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assmonkeydiary January 28 2008, 14:55:31 UTC

right, back to the movie I'm actually watching...

Noooo, back to the movie you were making up!

mj_12 January 28 2008, 18:18:16 UTC

Oh yeah, once I work it out, I'm totally going to pitch this to someone

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mj_12 January 28 2008, 18:18:57 UTC

y'know, you're asking a lot here...

spyinthehaus January 28 2008, 21:58:55 UTC

I can do the last fifteen minutes of "Out for a Kill". And I will.

gloriamunty January 28 2008, 22:22:04 UTC

Oh wait please, I was trying to watch Out For A Kill last night & the disc stopped playing... well truthfully, I woke up when it stopped playing. I ordered another one, though!

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slightlyfoxed January 30 2008, 09:52:26 UTC

The dubbed voice! I love the parts where it's lower and slower than Seagal's, making it sound as though his clockwork is winding down.
"You have destroyed the thing that was closest to me: Yooowww keeeled mooooyy woooooiiiiif..."