into the sun

[mj_12]

I'm not sure how long I can keep this up. Still, if I can only manage one of these a month I should just about be able to just about keep up with his output

Comments

[toddius]

Does Seagal have any philosophy books I can read? I am trying to restructure my character in a more effective fashion.

[mj_12]

I think he's waiting until he's told all the stories he has to tell in film. Then he'll release his his philosophy with by reintroducing Lightning Bolt with Doc Bronner type labels

[gloriamunty]

I would like to do a study --or at least, make a list-- of what Steven Seagal does for a living in all his movies.

Also I looked up "thunderbox," and it totally is another name for a toilet.

the list

[mj_12]

don't leave out clown

Re: the list

[gloriamunty]

Wait, what?

Re: the list

[mj_12]

the as yet unmade movie mentioned in the attack farce summary

[gloriamunty]

Oh you know, I thought that you were talking about the Demi Moore movie --Blame It On Rio? I'd totally watch these. I had a girl crush on Sylvia Kristel, I accidentally saw My Tutor when I was in high school...

[mj_12]

they should team up

my plan to do something like this for all the Emmanuelle movies

[bio_k9]

I wish I'd thought of some sort of plan to legitimize my watching those movies.

[spyinthehaus]

seagal slams guy into vending machine, but misses opportunity to have Lightning Bolt come out of the slot. He must be off his game

How often do you think, given that I bet the tour bus fridge is full of it, Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt goes into Steven Seagal's Thunderbox?

[mj_12]

that is...so very wrong