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May 28, 2005 15:40

Right now, panic is sweeping this here Isle in the powerful Niagara River. Girls of dating age in every house are waxing, tanning, crying, bitching, buffing, tweezing, conditioning, straightening, spraying, starving, txting, squealing, pedicuring, manicuring, taking their birth control pills, and telling all of their friends that their boyfriends ( Read more... )

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mylostscreams May 28 2005, 19:49:17 UTC

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

aw too bad i'm not one of those. i must be missing out. ^_^

~*:toni:*~

ivorystorm16 May 28 2005, 20:17:45 UTC

Bitch-I don't apply sixteen pounds of makeup!

Maybe like, two. Or three.

<3 I love you!
Julia

minorcrisis May 28 2005, 20:23:50 UTC

Mooooo!

I'll have to get some of those birth control pills.
You see, I went to Flower-a-Day earlier, and I think one of their shrubbery tried to reproduce with me.
They're frisky ferns, I tell ya.

staryswimcaptan May 28 2005, 21:08:31 UTC

that put a rather large smile on my face

YES! thoughtson May 28 2005, 23:37:13 UTC

I was putting on, like SO much make-up. I can't move now.

it hardened.

they managed to remove my fingers and eyeballs, but expect a darth vaper suit on monday, because I am goign to be forced out in what remains.

BUT I do get to get a cool lighsaber.

have fun tonight, padwan.